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Gantic
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Gantic
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese played well, even through he got tired

AG 10th Anniversary Cheese: 458/500

I challenge the cheese to fight against me in Minecraft! ImBadWithPvP = 18

DICE RESULTS
18 = ImBadWithPvP
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Surprisingly, you won despite your terrible PVP skills.

AG 10th Anniversary Cheese: 440/500

I get a shooting star to fall onto the cheese. PointyEnd = 17

DICE RESULTS
17 = PointyEnd
Alp_Ehni
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Alp_Ehni
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You shot that star right in the middle!

AG 10th Anniversary Cheese: 423/500

I get some Fungus to infect the cheese. Fungus = 6

DICE RESULTS
6 = Fungus
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The fungus don't want to attack a 10th anniversary cheese for a long time

AG 10th Anniversary Cheese: 417/500

I make the cheese have a terrible nightmare that I kill him! APossibleFuture = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = APossibleFuture
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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The cheese is re-theorising life.

AG 10th Anniversary Cheese: 402/500

I throw acid on the cheese! Acid = 17

DICE RESULTS
17 = Acid
Alp_Ehni
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Alp_Ehni
315 posts
Farmer

The acid dissolved the cheese's outer crust.

AG 10th Anniversary Cheese:385/500

Mother Cheese tells the cheese that she's not mad, just disappointed.SadCheese = 13

DICE RESULTS
13 = SadCheese
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese got sad!

AG 10th Anniversary Cheese: 372/500

I tell the cheese that tomorrow is Monday! AHorribleFuture = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = AHorribleFuture
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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The cheese doesn't go to school or has a job, so it doesn't care at all. It's a cheese after all!

AG 10th Anniversary Cheese: 371/500

I touch the cheese with my UnwashedHands = 13 !

DICE RESULTS
13 = UnwashedHands
Alp_Ehni
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Alp_Ehni
315 posts
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Because you touched cheese, it did not have any real effect, but the cheese did find it remotely disgusting.

AG 10th Anniversary Cheese: 358/500

I sneeze on the cheese.SickCheese = 17

DICE RESULTS
17 = SickCheese
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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The cheese has the flu now.

AG 10th Anniversary Cheese: 341/500

I throw the cheese off a cliff. Weee = 12

DICE RESULTS
12 = Weee
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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It gets a little squished from the impact.

AG 10th Anniversary Cheese: 321/500

I run over the cheese repeatedly with a bike. HotWheels = 6

DICE RESULTS
6 = HotWheels
Alp_Ehni
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Alp_Ehni
315 posts
Farmer

The Cheese is so big and awesome that you can only lightly scrape it with your bike.

AG 10th Anniversary Cheese: 315/500

The cheese wants to go on an adventure and is packing its rucksack when an anvil falls on it. Slapstick = 3

DICE RESULTS
3 = Slapstick
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The anvil did little damage to it!

AG 10th Anniversary Cheese: 312/500

I make the cheese study his least favorite school subject for 2 hours! AHHHHHHHHHHH = 11

DICE RESULTS
11 = AHHHHHHHHHHH
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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Darn, it tricked you and didn't say its real most disliked school subject! But at least, it picked one it didn't like that much.

AG 10th Anniversary Cheese: 301/500

I tell the cheese to go to sleep on 7 PM. UnfairAndIllogical = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = UnfairAndIllogical
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese got very angry!

AG 10th Anniversary Cheese: 286/500

I tell the cheese to hold it's anger because it annoys people! EvenAngrier = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = EvenAngrier
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