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Gantic
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Gantic
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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Chryosten
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Chryosten
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It manages to calm down after a while.

AG 10th Anniversary Cheese: 284/500

I use a BB gun to shoot at the cheese. ByeBye = 20

DICE RESULTS
20 = ByeBye
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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That.. worked surprisingly well. But it didn't greet you the way you did.

AG 10th Aanniversary Cheese: 264/500

I smell the cheese. Sniff = 18

DICE RESULTS
18 = Sniff
Alp_Ehni
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Alp_Ehni
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You ripped a piece of cheese out with the strong air gust of smelling!

AG 10th Anniversary Cheese: 246/500

The cheese admires my tight pants. WatchMeWoman = 18

DICE RESULTS
18 = WatchMeWoman
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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Errr....

AG 10th Anniversary Cheese: 228/500

NOW! IT'S TIME! THE CHEESE HAS EXACTLY 228 HP! TIME FOR A FORGOTTEN ATTACK! GemOfEternityIsNotHere = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = GemOfEternityIsNotHere
Alp_Ehni
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Alp_Ehni
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You forgot the forgotten attack but were still able to do a hefty punch.

AG 10th Anniversary Cheese 214/500

I get Sushi Cat to roll over himMEOW = 9

DICE RESULTS
9 = MEOW
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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Sushi Cat was medium sized because it didn't eat that many sushi and it didn't do that much damage.

AG 10th Anniversary Cheese: 205/500

I force the cheese to play the 12th challenge of Strike Force Heroes 2 on hard difficulty. FeelMyRage = 13

DICE RESULTS
13 = FeelMyRage
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese feel annoyed! YAY!

AG 10th Anniversary Cheese: 192/500

I make the cheese feel very tired! CantSleep = 13

DICE RESULTS
13 = CantSleep
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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You made the cheese not sleep for one day. But it slept a bit in the afternoon, so it is not that tired.

AG 10th Anniversary Cheese: 179/500

I scream at the cheese's ear. DeafMaybe = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = DeafMaybe
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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The cheese was barely affected by your screaming due to it's earplugs.

AG 10th Anniversary Cheese: 175/500

I charge up my punch before striking the cheese with it. OnePunch = 8

DICE RESULTS
8 = OnePunch
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
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No! You didn't hold the A button long enough!

AG 10th Anniversary Cheese: 167/500

I shoot the cheese with a cannon towards a spiky wall. OriginalAttackMaybe = 9

DICE RESULTS
9 = OriginalAttackMaybe
Alp_Ehni
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Alp_Ehni
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Farmer

The ball got stuck in the cheese.

AG 10th Anniversary Cheese: 156/500

I tell the cheese to watch out for my body rolls. ThisIsHowWeDoIt = 17
(Also explains the tight pants: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1c2KzJbcGA)

DICE RESULTS
17 = ThisIsHowWeDoIt
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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The cheese had to get eye bleach in order to erase the horrors of that video.

AG 10th Anniversary Cheese: 139/500

I freeze time before beating up the cheese and then unfreezing time to allow the sudden shock from the hits to sink in at once. TheWorld = 20

DICE RESULTS
20 = TheWorld
Alp_Ehni
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Alp_Ehni
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The cheese was beaten up. Pretty badly. Very badly. Look. You made him cry.

AG 10th Anniversary Cheese: 119/500

I caress the cheese with some apple pie and gift him a kitten. ICareForCheese = 16

DICE RESULTS
16 = ICareForCheese
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The kitten was too cute for the cheese that it feel bad!

AG 10th Anniversary Cheese: 103/500

I tell the cheese that he's not going to see the 100th anniversary cheese! AHundredDamageNow = 6?

DICE RESULTS
6 = AHundredDamageNow
Alp_Ehni
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Alp_Ehni
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He was lightly saddened by your words.

AG 10th Anniversary Cheese: 97/500

I get the cheese into a blind date with a spoon. LoveFindsAWay = 9

DICE RESULTS
9 = LoveFindsAWay
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