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Gantic
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Gantic
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King

Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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Alp_Ehni
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Alp_Ehni
315 posts
Farmer

I'm not gonna count that dot...

AG 10th Anniversary Cheese 79/500

I lick the cheese! CheesyLick = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = CheesyLick
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
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The cheesy lick was weak

AG 10th Anniversary Cheese: 77/500

I kick the cheese! NextTimeIsGoingToBeWorst = 17

DICE RESULTS
17 = NextTimeIsGoingToBeWorst
Alp_Ehni
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Alp_Ehni
315 posts
Farmer

It was saddened by the kick. Saddened terribly.

AG 10th Anniversary Cheese 50/500

I trip the cheese! WhoopseyCheesey = 19

DICE RESULTS
19 = WhoopseyCheesey
red303
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red303
7,572 posts
Shepherd

The cheese is tripped of a cliff and lands on the rocks 500 meters below.

AG 10th Anniversary Cheese 31/500

I melt the cheese in a Microwave = 8

DICE RESULTS
8 = Microwave
Alp_Ehni
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Alp_Ehni
315 posts
Farmer

It was melted a little but not that much

AG 10th Anniversary Cheese 23/500

I bite a cheesy piece out of the cheese CheeseyBite = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = CheeseyBite
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

Only a small bite is left of the cheese!

AG 10th Aanniversary Cheese: 13/500

I attempt to kill the cheese by incinerating it. Incinerate = 11

DICE RESULTS
11 = Incinerate
Alp_Ehni
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Alp_Ehni
315 posts
Farmer

You almost killed it!

AG 10th anniversary Cheese: 2/500

I spin the cheese until it disintegrates. [roll 1d20 Disintegrate]

Alp_Ehni
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Alp_Ehni
315 posts
Farmer

Sorry, I'll do it again: Disintegrate = 17

DICE RESULTS
17 = Disintegrate
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

I didn't kill it... It will never be on my list...

I create MirrorCheese = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = MirrorCheese
Alp_Ehni
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Alp_Ehni
315 posts
Farmer

Gogotank created MirrorCheese.

MirrorCheese 10/10

I poke MirrorCheese Pokey = 18

DICE RESULTS
18 = Pokey
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

That is unfair...

I create AssembledMirrorCheese = 16

DICE RESULTS
16 = AssembledMirrorCheese
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

Gonna roll that again. AssembledMirrorCheese = 3

DICE RESULTS
3 = AssembledMirrorCheese
Alp_Ehni
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Alp_Ehni
315 posts
Farmer

You created AssembledMirrorCheese.

AssembledMirrorCheese 100/100

I smear my hands across the cheese to anger it. HowDareYou = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = HowDareYou
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
King

The cheese could control most of it's anger

AssembledMirrorCheese: 96/100

I look to the cheese YoureGoingToDie = 20

DICE RESULTS
20 = YoureGoingToDie
nousername757
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nousername757
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Nomad

The cheese cannot handle the luigi death stare

AssembledMirrorCheese = 76

I get my construction team to build a rival cheese next to the cheese
[roll 1d20 goodforbusiness ]

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