This is a battle of the sexes. If the poster is male, he will add 1 to the number above him and then make a comment of any sort he wishes. If the poster is female, she will subtract 1 from the number above her and make a comment. If the number reaches 0, the girls win. If the number reaches double the starting number, the guys win. For instance if we start at 1,000, the guys win at 2,000. Please always leave a comment with your number so it doesn't devolve into just another counting game. Comments obviously make it much more interesting.
All forum rules apply. Keep the comments civil. No double posting.
We will start with:
1,000 - This game can be really fun and a good way to have ad hoc conversations.
Amended Rules
All of the above still applies EXCEPT:
• Girls may now subtract 5 per post owing to the fact the forum demographic is skewed so much toward males.
• Each new game will begin at 50 until further notice.
• Turncoats are allowed. Meaning you may post for either gender regardless of your own gender.
77. Well, I mean, technically it is. We don't really breed chickens for pets, we breed them for their meat and their eggs.
Chicken is the meat of the future!
They're small.
They grow quite fast.
Eggs hatch in three weeks.
They don't cause as much pollution as cows for the same amount of meat.
They don't require as much food as other farm animals.
The most important thing is, they taste like snakes. According to Bear Grylls, of course!
@armorplayergc We lock the chickens up in a barn during the night and let them roam free during the day. Foxes mostly don't dare to come out during the day.
78. Are you implying that Salmon can be harmful? No! You can't prevent me from eating salmon! Never. NEVER!
*Jumps into a river, swims out holding salmon in hands and mouth, then runs away into the woods, screaming*
Also:
chickens are tasty! we can make nuggets with them!
And on the same page:
When McD's started selling nuggets. Very processed, mostly dark meat, you'd get pieces of gristle all the time.
75. At last you post something girls team! Oh right, in the times of Gender I should be more precise... I meant girls + one drag queen. Sorry @armorplayergc I couldn't help myself XD
80. I was thinking more along the lines of -5 for the girls, and the guys will -1 instead of +1. That way the girls will always win. Just kidding, the guys will still add one.