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oyaji3211
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This is a battle of the sexes. If the poster is male, he will add 1 to the number above him and then make a comment of any sort he wishes. If the poster is female, she will subtract 1 from the number above her and make a comment. If the number reaches 0, the girls win. If the number reaches double the starting number, the guys win. For instance if we start at 1,000, the guys win at 2,000.
Please always leave a comment with your number so it doesn't devolve into just another counting game. Comments obviously make it much more interesting.
All forum rules apply. Keep the comments civil. No double posting.

We will start with:

1,000 - This game can be really fun and a good way to have ad hoc conversations.

Amended Rules
All of the above still applies EXCEPT:
• Girls may now subtract 5 per post owing to the fact the forum demographic is skewed so much toward males.
• Each new game will begin at 50 until further notice.
• Turncoats are allowed. Meaning you may post for either gender regardless of your own gender.

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abcdragon66
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48. Ah, whatever. *Rubs the paint into patterns.* Hmm nothing happened. I guess I'll just try the-
*Her sentence is cut off as her green skin cracks and falls off, revealing a glowing ball of gold energy.* Well this is new. *She now has the ability to shapeshift into anything.* *Turns into a potato.*

Majestic_Fish
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49. *carefully takes the potato and places it on an altar* The God of Potatoes has listened to my plight! Finally! A POTATO!

PLGuy
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50. Oh Lord! We are not worthy of the holy potato sent from heaven!

abcdragon66
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48. Okay. If you aren't worthy, you don't get a potato. *Turns back into gold energy.* >=D

sciller45
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49. Aw, man, the Irish'll be pissed!

hmm

Can you turn into a... A TALKING CAT!?!

abcdragon66
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47. Yes, I can turn into a movie. *Turns into a television and plays "A Talking Cat!?!" *

PLGuy
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48. Wow that's the worst movie I've ever watched. Not rlly, I didn't watch it, but I can predict an amazing show after 1,7/10 on Filmweb, 2,5/10 on IMDb.

sciller45
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49. Who doesn't love crappy movies? I mean, when they fall into the " -10/10, So bad it's ironically good" category and not into the " 0/10, bored to tears" category.

Anyways, let's watch the movie! It's playing now, isn't it!

Majestic_Fish
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50. What about "The Room" then?

PLGuy
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51. It's an example of -10/10. Especially the prodigy actor - Tommy Wiseau. Recently they've even made a spin-off for this dude: "Disaster Artist", which on the other hand got good notes.

Edit: only movie, actors were assessed as very bad :-P

Edit 2: ... but it was the point so they got good notes too XD

abcdragon66
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49. Ok I'm done with this. *Turns into a tree*

PLGuy
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50. Yay we're going to have more oxygen! xD Unless somebody needs a new piece of furniture?

Majestic_Fish
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51. Only if it's MAHOGANY.

Majestic_Fish
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50. And I. I usually just don't watch movies. My eyes will not rot this way if I encounter a really bad film.

sciller45
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51.

My eyes will not rot this way if I encounter a really bad film.

That's weird because my heart usually rots and not my eyes. And I mean the stone layer covering my heart rots leaving me with pure happiness inside.

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