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The Book of Breakfastarianism
Commandments: And the Lord spoke thusly:
1) Thou shall not have any meals before breakfast. 2) Thou shall not forget to eat breakfast and thou shalt keep it delicious. 3) Thou shall not make wrongful use of breakfast by eating instant or pre-made breakfasts. 4) Thou shall not steal food from your neighbors plate at breakfast. 5) Thou shall not covet your neighbors breakfast nor his seat in the booth by the window.
The Beggining
In the beggining of time, there was nothing. But then came forth a mighty rumbling. Twas the stomach of the Lord, and He was famished. So He spoke. And He did say "Let there be light!" And the universe was washed with light, for the Lord could not make His meal in the dark. He then made all the stars in the sky and all the planets surrounding them because He thought they looked very nice. In doing so, He made a cluster of stars and planets he named the Milkyway for it sounded tasty. This galaxy became His favourite, so He made a decision: He going to create a planet with man upon it so they too could see the beauty he Made. After seven days and nights, the Lord was done making the planet and man. And the Lord did grin. And the Lord then did feast. He ate the skies, stars and the planets. He then spoke "This way, I shall always be able to watch over and protect man along with the universe around him." Feeling accomplished and satiated, the Lord then went on His way.
Hello everyon. i have been worshiping this religion for years without even knowing it. I have decided to make a facebook group based on Breakfastarianism. Can you send me all the up to date texts on this amazing religion so I can accurately post it on the group description.
There is another group posing as the Breakfastarian group but they have no holy texts to follow. their only rules are: 1. Don't be a jackass 2. shut up and eat your pancakes.
THis is a disgrace to Breakfastarians everywhere. I propose to Create the "Official Breakfastarian Religion" so everyone everywhere can have access to this most holy of followings.
my e-mail is: wolfelord@msn.com------send the religious documents there.
my facebook profile: http://www.new.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1363227458&ref=profile
everyone who is a follower of this religion should add me as a freind.
sorry if you feel like I'm stealing your ideas devoidless. I'm just trying to have some fun with this. if it bothers you that I'm kinda stealing your information than just tell me.
hahaha. officer names are awesome in the group. I am the Prophet of the Holy Bacon, there is also a High Priestess of the Breakfast Smoothie, and a Pope of Chocolate Chip Pancakes...more to come. hurry up nd join people before all the good foods are taken.
lol we already got 31 people in the True Breakfastarianism group. but people we gotta spread the word faster. The Church of the Flying Spagetti Monster is overwhelming us in their amount of members. I am attempting to convert them by joining their ranks and corrupting them fro the inside but in order for this to work I shall need more help. come join me and together we shall convert the world.
also ppl. making a facebook account is really easy it's about as simple as making an Armorgames account and takes about the same amount of time. the only big difference is that you can join groups and upload pictures of yourself or whatever interests you. you don't have to give your phone number or anything cuz that would be stupid. the only thing that is really necessary is for you t put in your e-mail and name, location (you don't have to be super specific) and maybe a few other simple things like that. I don't remember if there is an age restriction but I don't think there is one. I was just writing this stuff for yourinformation cuz I'm getting alot of messages asking about it. the website is: www.facebook.com
register, click on the activation e-mail, then have fun. simple as that.
I am currently on a Holy Crusade to Convert as many followers of Pastafarianism as I possibly can. They are being stuborn but I will persevere in the end. Join me brothers and together we shall teach the world the folly of not eating breakfast.
