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Nathan217
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Ok, some prick decides to cut your pets legs off, and you catch the prick, do you kill him fast or torture the prick?

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PossibleInstability
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Neither. I like my cornhole at it's current size.

pauler94
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Kind of spammy and troll-like lol. I would rather torture him, that way you can laugh at him.

Nathan217
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ok, i got bored, just answer the damn question :P

knight_34
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I wouldn't kill him. I'd rather knock him unconscious and make a citizen's arrest. Then, I'd hit him with a baton repeatedly until he is carried away.

I don't torture or kill people because they try to cut the limbs of my pet off.

Ernie15
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I'd take this freak to a mental hospital. I don't have any pets!

ligaboy
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I'd do neither. Probably beat him and then call the police.

I'd take this freak to a mental hospital. I don't have any pets!


Haha. That made me laugh for a while
17dman
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I would cut off his legs then leash him to a tree in my neighbors yard and make him bark or else I would hit him with a bat so he knows what my dog would feel like

TSL3_needed
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Well, do to the fact he tried to cut my pets' legs off, I'd probably just beat him until he goes critical. Then call the police and hit the highway.

Animal abusers are just above the line of human, but aren't people in my opinion.

loloynage2
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Well no one is going to cut off the legs of my cute guinea pig. I always guard it.

CosmicCharlie
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Animal abusers are just above the line of human, but aren't people in my opinion.

wouldn't that make you an animal abuser if you beat something you basically consider as an animal?
TSL3_needed
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wouldn't that make you an animal abuser if you beat something you basically consider as an animal?


They're not animals, they're just above the human line. All 'humans' are physiologically human, but that may or may not be what I consider them.

My dogs would be more liable to rip said prick to pieces then get their legs cut off. I'll show you why shortly.
TSL3_needed
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This is why:

(Mah dogs :P)

http://i629.photobucket.com/albums/uu16/TSL3_needed/DSCN0024.jpg?t=1250491140

http://i629.photobucket.com/albums/uu16/TSL3_needed/DSCN0052.jpg?t=1250491141

http://i629.photobucket.com/albums/uu16/TSL3_needed/DSCN0054.jpg?t=1250491141

Nobody is going to try and cut my dogs legs off. If they don't die from their radiant cuteness they;ll die from them tearing them up.

My dogs rock.

ComradeGamer
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Hmmmmm I'm gonna need an AK-47, 4 remote gernades, a chainsaw, sledge hammer, a cage, a Brown bear, and talking poster of Jimi Hendrix.

loloynage2
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Hmmmmm I'm gonna need an AK-47, 4 remote gernades, a chainsaw, sledge hammer, a cage, a Brown bear, and talking poster of Jimi Hendrix.


I just need my fists....
Zega
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I have no pets, so I don't know....

Hrmm...

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