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Drace
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Lets get an input from Philosoraptor on this

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And if I may contribute...
Noahs ark

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KaiserKloud
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Bible is a mix of story of ancient cults
is a false
is a method for control people mind
(sorry for bad english)

Nurvana
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As far as the &quothilosiraptor goes...BECAUSE HES GOD STUPID!

nonconformist
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well it even says god created light.... Therefore he created the sun, therefore knowing how long a day would be while the earth rotated... So yea, its just another thread turning into some psyco bable B'll sh't

ComradeGamer
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I agree with the title, and the raptor in Drace's pictures doesn't lie in my opinion. However, I think the Christianity/Atheist is growing tiresome, considering I have contributed it lots myself. I think that Athiests should just except people's beliefs, Christians should go back to church, and everyone will be happy.

Exactly theres no reason for Atheists to convince believers to convert them. That would just make everything even worse, so i'm sorry to say but........FAIL!
Lieutenut
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A day in our minds could be different in God's mind. Now gtfo.


I thought it was a valid point...

And like I said earlier, not even 6 million years would have been enough times for the Earth to be created and all that and have intelligent humans who could talk to God... especially with the dinosaurs. Unless of course humans co-existed with them, which I find highly unlikely in my opinion.

and a ps to anyone who takes the bible literally.....

-talking snake?
-man living in a giant fish?
-woman being created from dirt and a man's rib?
-a senior citizen rounding up 2 of EVERY animal and surviving a world wide flood because of a wood ark that he made?
-people actually physically flying into heaven?

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Soldier0fGod
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-a senior citizen rounding up 2 of EVERY animal and surviving a world wide flood because of a wood ark that he made?


Don't be dissin' the second father dude.

-people actually physically flying into heaven?


Where does it say that?

-talking snake?


Look, there is no other evidence of this except in the Bible, plus, when God took it's legs away, he could've taken away speech as well. Plus the snake could be a metaphor for something such as greed.

-woman being created from dirt and a man's rib?


I swear, at least half the Bible is metaphors okay? If you take EVERYTHING in the Bible as literal, you will be called crazy by the pope himself. This could definitely be a metaphor.

-man living in a giant fish?


Dory and Marlin did it, why can't he? Plus, he was a messenger of God, God sent the fish to swallow him and take him back to preach.
Lieutenut
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Don't be dissin' the second father dude.


uhhhhhhh, that doesn't exactly disprove my point...

Where does it say that?


*sigh* guess I'll have to dig up the ol' family bible

Look, there is no other evidence of this except in the Bible


exactly.....

plus, when God took it's legs away, he could've taken away speech as well.


why wasn't that written then? also, since when does a snake have legs...

Plus the snake could be a metaphor for something such as greed.


... that's what makes the bible a fairy tale if you ask me.

I swear, at least half the Bible is metaphors okay? If you take EVERYTHING in the Bible as literal, you will be called crazy by the pope himself. This could definitely be a metaphor.


first of all, exactly. I made this post as a &quots" to people who take the bible too literally, it even says so. also, how could that have been a metaphor again?

Dory and Marlin did it, why can't he? Plus, he was a messenger of God


lol, finding nemo ftw

and....

God sent the fish to swallow him and take him back to preach.


didn't he have to pray a lot for forgiveness or something? also, as you're typing that you must realize how silly it sounds...
Freakenstein
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Dory and Marlin did it, why can't he?


Because both are stories.

Where does it say that?


Jesus, the man who was crucified, buried, and then physically flew to heaven.

-a senior citizen rounding up 2 of EVERY animal and surviving a world wide flood because of a wood ark that he made?


Not to mention that when more and more evidence was unearthed with more animals that link to common ancestors, Noah's boat started to sink more and more. So the Church took the evidence, changed the Bible and said that he rounded up DIFFERENT KINDS of animals. Losers, every one of them.

I swear, at least half the Bible is metaphors okay? If you take EVERYTHING in the Bible as literal, you will be called crazy by the pope himself.


Too bad he believes in this stuff as well. So, SoldierofGod, what do these metaphors personify? That people, even now, could be made from dirt and bones instead of just natural birth? Come tell us what these mean, because we have no clue.
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Don't be dissin' the second father dude.


Yeah boi, I'm down wid im. Don' diss my homeslice, G-money. Don't get down on my homeboyz, or I'll pop a cap in yo ass. Dey my main men, you knowwhati'msayin? Yeah . . . .

What it is.

>.<

SOG, you really don't have a point there. Lol.

Dory and Marlin did it, why can't he? Plus, he was a messenger of God, God sent the fish to swallow him and take him back to preach.


That perfectly explains the validity of the fish being a home for Jonah in the Bible, but in real life? Oh no.

Jesus, the man who was crucified, buried, and then physically flew to heaven.


ONLEH OPTIMUS PRIME CAN DO THAT GUIZE!!!!11111!1111111!11!1!!!111111111
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DUDE SERIOUSLY.
A day in our minds could be different in God's mind. Now gtfo.


congrats buddy... ur telling me to gtfo based upon ur idiotic belief? DUDE SERIOUSLY stfu and get your head outta ur @ss

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We have to remember one thing, the nonexistent being you call God did not write the bible, even if he did exist. The bible was written by Mankind, so if there is a god, the bible doesn't say what God wanted to say, it says whatever the person who wrote it wants to say. Can we even be sure of this bible came to be? For all we know maybe it could have been a story written by primitive humans to teach their kids morals or some other crap.

Lieutenut
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congrats buddy... ur telling me to gtfo based upon ur idiotic belief? DUDE SERIOUSLY stfu and get your head outta ur @ss


I thought what you said that made him to tell you to "gtfo" was a good point. However please refrain from calling his belief "idiotic" it makes atheists and agnostics seem closed minded when in fact it's the opposite. It will also tend to start a flame war between you and the religious society on this site.

I think that kirby shouldn't have told you to "gtfo" because your point was valid, but two wrongs don't make a right you see

Just keep debating and be mature, that will win over who you are debating and maybe even cause them to rethink their beliefs
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We have to remember one thing, the nonexistent being you call God did not write the bible, even if he did exist. The bible was written by Mankind, so if there is a god, the bible doesn't say what God wanted to say, it says whatever the person who wrote it wants to say. Can we even be sure of this bible came to be? For all we know maybe it could have been a story written by primitive humans to teach their kids morals or some other crap.


Problem. All those god-eys can just use the eternal excuse. Go helped them, he was in their heads and they didn't even know it...
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And that's all it's good for: to teach basic morals, to be good to your fellow man, and to not delve into standard evils. The rest is all BS to me and to others. We cannot really believe that all those stories actually happened, or to actually acknowledge what will happen if you do not believe in these things.

The real reason of the bible was to unite ignorant people under one roof and to use them to destroy others with a different religion and different backgrounds. And that's what exactly happened. The Church who is the boss of the religion only took a step further and executed others if they strayed away from their religious beliefs. And there you have it. The stupidity of the Bible.

Lieutenut
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Problem. All those god-eys can just use the eternal excuse. Go helped them, he was in their heads and they didn't even know it...


dam*, I was going to point that out

however I think what communist said is a pretty good/interesting point
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