So, I'm in a house... with nothing but diet coke. I just had a pizza and recently opened one of these diet cokes because you just can't eat pizza without a nice refreshing soda, right? I personally hate the taste of diet coke a lot. Now I have half a Diet Coke can sitting next to me, half full, and I feel like my stomach is going to explode. Maybe I should have had a nice cup of tea instead...
Does anyone else hate diet soda? Is there anybody here who can tolerate it, or (God forbid) love the taste of diet soda? Would you drink diet soda if it was the only thing in the house, or regular soda if diet is your preference? I want opinions!
Because the pure evil that is Diet Coke touches the lips and tongue. Yes, Diet Coke is so terrible that it will cause cancer upon contact! Full-body too!
Fun fact: Diet and Zero have the same ingredients. Look it up! It was a markeitng move! Man didn't drink diet (or light, as it's called in Italy) because it sounded a litte bit too gay. So, the geniuses at the Coke invented the Zero! Ooooh! With a new manly name! And a little different quantity of... NOTHING!
Oh man, I totally hate it when that happens. I'll be at someone's house and they're like "Hey, do you want a pop?" and I'm all "S*it yeah, why would I not want a pop? Hit me up" so then they're like okay, here you go and they pull out diet pops and I'm all "Oh God, shoot me now" but I don't say that cause it's rude and I'm not rude so I drink the pop and it's like making me gag so every time I have a sip I hid the flavour by taking a huge bite of food but then I run out of food so I get more so I eat way to much food cause I don't want them to think their pop is total a*s so now I look like a fatty cause I ate like 10x the food they did so now were all done and they leave their pop on the table and I'm like "Yo, don't you want your pop?" and they're all "Naw, I hate the taste of diet pop" and I'm go
