ok basically the title says itself, but im gonna start out with one when my little brother was i think 5 or 4, he asks my dad, my older brother and me "why did the one year older jump in the pool?" "why?" we all asked "because he drowned!" yeah we were all like ????? and we all started cracking up. yeah i know weird joke lol
My math teacherr told me this one: So there was this party, and all of the numbers and functions were invited. Pretty much everyone was having a good time, except for e^x, who was just sitting off in a corner. The host of the party, f(x), went up to him and said "Hey e^x, why don't you try to integrate yourself into the party?" e^x responded: "It wouldn't make a difference."
Integration is opposite of differentiation, therefore, Intergration of e^x = e^x + c? just a minute, that +c? what if it was a number other then 0 wouldn't that make a difference?
Only if it is indefinite...
He had another one: (-1)^(1/2) > [integral sign]dU. I think this one is even worse.
It's just not funny. Never was. One guy even managed to combine why did the chicken cross the road with a your mum. SO ANNOYING
Your mom is so annoying that she won't shut up about how annoying "your mom" jokes are.
people who randomly yell "I'm better than you" at the wrong time and think they are funny for imitating "the greatest freakout" videos (or should i say "the fakest Freakout" Videos)
"Thats what she said" and rocket-lawnchairs are the non retarded way to go.
I thought this one was funny but it is also retarded.
In science class we were talking about planets even though we were learning about water or something, (my teacher gets off topic a lot) Then this guy who sat across from me just souted out Uranus is a gas planet! Then everyone laughed.
"dude! why is this so hard?" "THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!!" stupid jokes like that... i had one but i forgot it... "what time is it?" "its a freckle past a hair!" ha ha ha... not!
"what time is it?" "its a freckle past a hair!" ha ha ha... not!
Actually its ' a half past freckle'
Alot to the 'thats what she said' jokes are just terrible. There forced, (thats what she said.) See what I mean? there only funny when somebody does it on accident (twss), and then everybody laughs at them, and there an a state of sheer confuzement.
See what I mean?
But, occasionaly, you get some really good ones (twss)
