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pk2015
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pk2015
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ok basically the title says itself, but im gonna start out with one
when my little brother was i think 5 or 4, he asks my dad, my older brother and me "why did the one year older jump in the pool?"
"why?" we all asked
"because he drowned!"
yeah we were all like ????? and we all started cracking up. yeah i know weird joke lol

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thingthingfreak
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the title of this thread is the most offensive joke, so I hope I don't get banned or anything for this, but they are some of the most offensive jokes I've heard.

Q- Whats the difference between a dead dog in the road, and a dead (n word used to discribe black people)?
A- Dead dog's got skid marks leading up to it.


Q- Whats the difference between a hard working (n word) and big foot?
A- Big Foots been spotted.

Those are really offensive to black people.

Doombreed
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Templar

Oh i thought another one. I am sorry but the most offensive jokes i heard are racist.

There is a german officer. He says to the (j word to describe jews):

Tomorrow you'll play polo. Ok?
Good idea.

Tomorrow:

OK. Team with red caps: (j word).
Team with blue caps: crocodiles!

Isn't this stuff b******t? I mean, it is funny i have to admit it but it is also wayyyyyyy tooooooooo siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiccccckkkkkk!

Pixie214
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I think we need clarification from a mod as too how far we can go with these. Yes the thread is trying to find the most offensive joke but this is a PG13 site. (if the mods ok really offensive jokes I've got some great ones about dead babies )

leo99rules
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This was originally the worst joke ever so i'm gonna post the worst joke.

Random: You're so fat

Random1: You're face is so fat

That's seriously bad.

AND CHANGE IT BACK TO

"The most retarded joke you have ever heard" ..it's not supposed to be offensive

valkery
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Pixie, I think I just beat you to it.

What is worse than a pile of dead babies?
A pile of dead babies with a live on at the bottom.
Worse than that?
When it eats its way out.
Even worse?
When it comes back for more.



What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?
A dead baby in ten trash cans.

FloydTC
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I think it should be changed to "The most stupid joke you have ever heard" because offensive just doesnt fit, but retarded can mean so many things.

Pixie214
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Pixie214
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Pixie, I think I just beat you to it.


There are worse ones out there I'm just biding my time to see if I can post them.
valkery
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valkery
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Nomad

Ok fair enough. Could you go to my comments and tell me them there. I don't think you would get banned.

MageGrayWolf
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MageGrayWolf
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Farmer

This joke. Warning explicit.

The Joke

Camoraz
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Camoraz
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Nomad

I couldn't say it, or I would get banned more than 27 times.

KayEqualsFour
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KayEqualsFour
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Nomad

LOL

dis is teh funniest eva~!

Cenere
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Cenere
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Jester

Stupid. Because retarded is offensive too.
And 7 words are not the same as 6 or 5. Please do learn to count.

peaceman1
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lol not even a joek but a saying "guess wat.chicken butt!cross the street,Look it up!Guess why.....Chicken thigh!if u dont like it ill sock u in ur eye!PIcoke!

lightcrux
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Probably the silliest joke I've ever heard is this, "A man was walking and he died." It just didn't make sense to me when I first heard it but I burst out laughing.

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Shepherd

Who's bigger, My. Bigger or his son?

Well, his son is just a little Bigger.

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