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pk2015
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ok basically the title says itself, but im gonna start out with one
when my little brother was i think 5 or 4, he asks my dad, my older brother and me "why did the one year older jump in the pool?"
"why?" we all asked
"because he drowned!"
yeah we were all like ????? and we all started cracking up. yeah i know weird joke lol

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2014631
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2014631
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Nomad

What does your watch say? Tick tock.


wow thats like the worst joke ever.
the_manta
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Peasant

Don't really have a joke...

But I find that the best comeback for any your mom joke is "my mom died 3 weeks ago."

Google567
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Farmer

I nailed your mom like a hammer.
Wait that ones pretty good.

lightcrux
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Well, this isn't a joke, but

A friend of mine mocked Person 1, so Person 1, not noticing the sarcasm, says:

"Ahahahahahaha.....wait, I don't get it?!?"
Ernie15
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Q: When did the cookie go to the doctor?

A: Tooth-hurty (2:30)

...

Q: What's the best time to go to the dentist?

A: When you're feeling crummy.

...

Wait, something is not right here...

XVERB
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Nomad

wow thats like the worst joke ever.


you should be congratulating him. this IS the most stupid joke thread
aknerd
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The "elephant jokes":

How do you fit four elephants into a Mazda?
Two in the front, two in the back.

How do you fit Five elephants into a Mazda?
Two in the front, two in the back, one in the glove box.

How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge?
There are little tracks in the butter.

How do you know if there are two elephants in your fridge?
When you close the door, you hear giggling.

How do you know if there are three elephants in your fridge?
You have a hard time closing the door.

How do you know if there are four elephants in your fridge?
You have a hard time closing your door, and there is a Mazda parked out front.

skellortor
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some guy told me this iit isnt even funny:
knock knock
whos there?
a mosq
a mosq who?
a moquito just bit me on the but!

A5Master
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Nomad

your mom jokes are the stupidest jokes ive ever heard.

lightcrux
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That reminds me of this really weird one...

You're so poor that you had to fart in your pocket to make a (s)cent.
XVERB
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Nomad

knock knock
whos there?
a mosq
a mosq who?
a moquito just bit me on the but!


I HATE KNOCK KNOCK JOKES!!!! none of them are ever funny
Ernie15
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your mom jokes are the stupidest jokes ive ever heard.


No, your mom jokes are the stupidest.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Osama
Osama wh--*BOOM!*
Big hero
2014631
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HAHAHAHAAHA That one was AWFUL! Osama boom? Lol

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Nomad

I made this joke bout three years ago now this is funny if you don't get it your a jackwhip... (Jackwhip - (n) the offspring of a jackazz and azzwhip).

Ok there's a black guy and a white guy. The white guys coming out of a movie theater and says to the black guy...?

White guy: Man I love Indiana Jones. Don't you love Indiana Jones?
Black guy: Nah, I'm not fond of white guy's with whips...

LOL, YES! its a racist joke people, and no i'm not racist towards black people, I can make that joke and laugh at it cause I'm black don't believe me go to my facebook page just look up my name believe me I'm the only black guy under that name lol

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Ernie... greeeeeeaaaaat joke, made me laugh myself silly! XD

Stupid jokes huh? Ehm...

Two balloons are walking in the desert,
then one of them says to the other,
LOOK OUT! A CACTUSSsssssssss.....

Don't know if it's as 'lame funny' as it was when I was younger, but hey... I gave it a shot... =D

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