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some good jokes are:
yo mama so stupid when you got sick she took you to the vet.
yo mama so old you can see the smoke from her birthday cake a mile away.

"They always say 'treat them mean keep them keen' but I think your going to far if you're using a stanley knife."

One of the best and more odd jokes I know everyone knows a pen knife is much easier to mame with >_>

Very stupid indeed.

A man drives down the freeway, when all of a sudden he sees a yellow dude on the road?!
The dude makes a stop sign and the man stops the car next to him.

'Hello sir! I'm a yellow alien and I'm really thirsty...
Do you have something to drink for me?'

The man looks besides him on the passengers seat, finds a can of coke and gives it to the yellow alien.

'Here you go, enjoy?!'

The man takes off again, wondering to himself what just happened...
when all of a sudden he sees a red dude standing in the middle of the road!
The red dude makes a stop sign and again the man stops his car...

'Hello sir! I'm a red alien and I'm really hungry!
Do you have anything to eat for me?'

The man frowns, looks at the passenger seat and sees a crunchy bar...
He hands it to the red dude.

'Here you go buddy! Ehm... enjoy?!'

He starts his car and continues driving, now really thinking about whether he's loosing his mind or not...

And further down the road, he sees a green dude making a stop sign!
Again he stops besides the dude...

'Hello sir! I'm a green alien and I wonder if I could bother you to give me a sigarette?'
says the green dude...

The man (now pretty agitated) grabs his sigarettes throws them out of the window and takes off with smoking tyres!

'Darned aliens, why can't they leave me alone?!?!'

After a while he stares in the distance and sees a blue dude in the middle of the road, making a stop sign...

While heavily cursing he screeches to a halt almost hitting the blue dude!!

'Hello sir! I'm...'

'YEAH YEAH...' the man shouts!
'You're a blue alien that's either thirsty, hungry or wants a sigarette, so... WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!'

The blue dude replies... 'Please, step out of the car sir and present your papers and registration please...'

=D

The blue dude replies... 'Please, step out of the car sir and present your papers and registration please...'

ROFL!!

*wipes tear from eye*

That's a good one! Did you see the date when he made it?
12/21/2009! sweeeeet! =D

i really hate this joke!

whats the difference between a pile a dead babies and a trampoline??? i take my cleaats off b4 i jump on the trampoline...
OMG i hate that joke, it makes me feel bad even posting it...

You know the difference from a man falling from 6th floor and a man falling from 1st?
The one falling from 6th goes: "AAAAHHHHH!" BONF!
The one falling from 1st goes: BONF! "AAAAHHHHH!"

ROFL!!

*wipes tear from eye*

That's a good one! Did you see the date when he made it?
12/21/2009! sweeeeet! =D

haha, thats a good one! lol, 'ha! that'll freakk someone out! xDDD