ok basically the title says itself, but im gonna start out with one when my little brother was i think 5 or 4, he asks my dad, my older brother and me "why did the one year older jump in the pool?" "why?" we all asked "because he drowned!" yeah we were all like ????? and we all started cracking up. yeah i know weird joke lol
chuck norris jokes are sometimes cool, it depends how funny it is. Not funny: Chuck norris does not 'style' his hair, it lays in place out of sheer terror. Funny: If by some crazy space time paradox, Chuck norris fought himself, he would win... period.
There was a Chinese guy, a Mexican guy, and an American guy on a plane. The only way they could safely land is if they each threw out something they had too much of in their country. The Chinese guy threw out Rice. The Mexican guy threw out beans. The American guy threw out the Mexican guy.
There is a canadian version of that joke with an asian, a canadian and a mexican in that plane. The Asian throws out the rice and says "too many of this in my country." The Mexican throws out the beans and says "Too many of these in my country"... then the canadian throws out the asian.
Also... worst joke
Soooo... a baby seal walks into a club... *stare blankly at the person you say it to*
There was a Chinese guy, a Mexican guy, and an American guy on a plane. The only way they could safely land is if they each threw out something they had too much of in their country. The Chinese guy threw out Rice. The Mexican guy threw out beans. The American guy threw out the Mexican guy.
