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crazydumdum
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Do you have a stupid pick-up line to share? well i'd be glad to hear it.
hi my name is (blank), remember that so that you'll have something to scream later.

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loloynage2
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Peasant

Who are you?

Pretty scary when some random guy says that to u

crazydumdum
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crazydumdum
203 posts
Nomad

Is that even a pick-up line or a question that some weirdo stalker asks?

Cenere
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Cenere
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Jester

"If you kiss me, I will turn into a prince."
Hey, it works in the fairy tales.

WexMajor82
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Nomad

- Do you want to see something swell? -
And get ready to dodge....

sirfrank
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sirfrank
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Nomad

(point at their lap and say) is this seat taken?

rafterman
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rafterman
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Nomad

Nice shoes, want to (Should not be to hard to guess what goes here)?

chitown
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chitown
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Farmer

You say: Did it hurt
They say: What?
You say: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven because with that face you have to be an angle.

XVERB
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XVERB
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Nomad

hey, your hot, whats your name?

i heard that at school and it actually worked!

TaterTots
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TaterTots
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Nomad

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

chitown
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chitown
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Farmer

Oh wow, I really need to look over things before i submit them. This happens to me all the time.

XVERB
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XVERB
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Nomad

happens to all of us. no big deal

iamnotironman
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iamnotironman
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Nomad

So what does it mean I still do not get it.

XVERB
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XVERB
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So what does it mean I still do not get it.


i was talking to chitown. if that was what you were talking about
vRxShoCkWaVe
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vRxShoCkWaVe
23 posts
Nomad

Do you work at Subway? 'Cuz you just gave me a footlong.

the_manta
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the_manta
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Peasant

[approach a stranger and make out with them]

"Wanna go out?"

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