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valkery
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This thread is for you to share your favorite stories about idiots, imbeciles, morons, retards, nincompoops and the like.

No spaming.

Also, please do not mention names of real people. Change their name.

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XVERB
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ok there are some really stupid girls in my class and i think that they are funny. here's my story.

teacher: OK if i see one more person with gum in my class i will give them a detention. i hat seeing gum on the floor, and i think it was you jane(not real name)

jane: it couldn't have been me, my gum is in my mouth!

teacher:*facepalm*

NoNameC68
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It's always nice for the OP to includes their own story as an opener.

Anyway, I was watching Judge Joe Brown. He asks this girl "What is two times two?"

She replied "It's four."

"What is four divided by one half?"

"One and a hal- two and a half. I'm not stupid."

I was lucky enough to get it recorded onto my phone.

2014631
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How nice is this thread? We talk about

idiots, imbeciles, morons, retards, nincompoops and the like.

lol
Google567
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In the midst of the 2004 playoff run, Johnny Damon called himself and his teammates "Idiots". I think he's an idiot.

valkery
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It's always nice for the OP to includes their own story as an opener


Sorry NoName, here is my story.

So there is this kid in my class called Frank. He is the weirdest kid that I have ever met. This is just some of the weird things that he does.

The other day he argued about wheter or not CD's or MP3's have better sound quality for a half hour.

He has said that he eats babies.

He threatened to blow up the school (he got in trouble for the last two).

He said in the middle of class that you have to be an adult to be a pedifile.

He made a piece of paper that said FIDOLLAR on it and gave it to my friend and said he would give him "five dollars" if he gave it back the next day.


Hope to see some more posts!
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One time, a man named Jorge was elected president of a country called Acirema. He was afraid of terrorists from middle eastern countries, so he decided to invade them. As a bonus, those countries had oil. Jorge took advantage of this and started a war against a few of these middle eastern countries, for no good reason.

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"This is my maiden voyage. My first speech since I was the president of the United States and I couldn't think of a better place to give it than Calgary, Canada."

Bush........... Nuff' said.

Google567
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I think Ernie might be talking about our future president.

LiL_GaNgSta_BlAzE
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"I'm telling you there's an enemy that would like to attack America, Americans, again. There just is. That's the reality of the world. And I wish him all the very best." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 12, 2009


More?

valkery
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No he is talking about George Bush, and I fully agreee that George is an idiot. Clever use of spellin' there Ernie.

2014631
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BOO! George Bush is not an idiot! Obama is! And you said to change their names anyways!

iamnotironman
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No Bush is an idiot and Obama is not.Bush you are an idiot.

2014631
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If you say obama's an idiot i'll say bush is. They both are, okay?

valkery
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Ok! Ok!

Sorry 2014631, I guess you are right, I did say to change the name. But please, let us not make this a political opinion page. Stick to IDIOTS not political parties.

Yodadude53
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Jeff:*Farts loudly* That was Ruslan!
Me: I'm halfway across the room you idiot!
Jeff:.........

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