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Yo Mummas so poor that i went to her house and asked if i could use the bathroom, she said sure and gave me 2 sticks, i asked what the sticks were for and she said one's to hold up the ceiling and the other one's to fight off the cockroaches!

That last yo mama joke was funny only because it was too long and not funny

that yo mama joke was very lame. no offense

Yeah, the first time i heard it i had the giggles really, really badly so it seemed funnier!
lol :P

Why is Helen Keller such a bad driver?

'Cause shes a woman.

Yo mamma so fat, not even JESUS can lift her spirits!

Yeah, the first time i heard it i had the giggles really, really badly so it seemed funnier!
lol :P

(Theres a tune to this. Its alot funnier on the way I say it)

If... Continents were pokemon, Russia I choose you!

Oh wait...

You're drunk. >.>

In Mother Russia Pokemon catch you!

Q: What has more brains than osama bin laden?
A: the wall behind him

Not really a joke but a riddle.

Q: There is a table with 6 chairs, 5 are fill with dead people . It is dark, and there is a hook that once held something, but is now empty.
Why are the men dead, where are they, what was on the hook, what happened to the sixth person?

A:I'm not telling you..... Yet.......

In Mother Russia, we have two TV station. Station one, KGB propaganda. Station two, loop of KGB agent telling you to switch back to station one.

In America, man watch TV. In Mother Russia, man on TV watch you.

Q: What's red and invisible?
A: No tomatoes.

What month do trees hate most?
Sep-tiiimmmbbeerr!

What are 5 little colored dots at the garden?
The Flower Rangers... lol

Ten sings that you're at a bad zoo

1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking you.

2. The Bears exhibit is nothing more than the guys cut from the football team during training camp.

3. The stripes on the zebra tend to peel away in the heat.

4. The Zookeeper always wants to take the Rhino for a walk.

5. The Lion in the lion cage closely resembles the one from The Lion King.

6. The alligator in the Reptiles exhibit is nothing more than the University of Florida's Mascot.

7. If you deposit 50 cents, the giraffe will magically appear and talk to you.

8. Ask the Tour Guide too many questions and you're suddenly dipped in some sort of sauce and placed in the Tigers den.

9. The Elephant appear to be two guys in a two part Elephant suit.

10. Two words: Hippo Dogs!