My favourite joke is when a ... wait thats racist... Another favourite joke of mine is ... wait thats anti-christian ... okay what theres this joke about ... oh wait thats anti-muslim ... theres a ton of other jokes I like that are just sick but I can't say them here without getting banned the funniest jokes tend to offend others, the funnier the joke, the more it offends...
A blonde police officer pulls over a driver (also blonde). The police officer asks for identification from the woman but the woman says she cant find her license and she says the only thing with my face on it is this and she hands the police officer a mirror. The Blonde police officer says "oh" if i knew your were a police officer i wouldn't of pulled you over.
Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions!
A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied, "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."
A belgian was listening to the radio while driving at the A6, suddenly he hears a warning "Please watch out, there's 1 ghostrider at the A6" "1?", the belgian said, "i see hundreds of them!"
Football:I'M the bloody football mate! Annoying Orange: No! Handegg said you weren't made of feet! Lolz idk there's a lot more good jokes but that's the first one that came to mind.
how do you make hellen keller go crazy tell her to find the corner in an oval room.
what did god say when he made a black person? Oh SH** I burnt one!
why are all the black people so fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.
what are the top two things white people like? hating black people and assists.
how do you kill a thousand mexicans? throw a penny off a cliff. How do you kill a thousand more? tell them no one found the penny. How do you find the richest mexican? find the one that found the penny.
