The Armature Incident: an incident that was part of what sent Memetia tumbling into the Crysis period. The Crysis period lasted 50 years, until the Cheezburgian underground movement launched the first colony ship into space, named Hapy Landing. But, the Crysis and Imperical periods are for a later time... For now, we should delve into the Armature incident.
Character Sheet Name: Athlete: Mind: Body: Race: Job:
(Stats cannot go below 1. But still, prepare for... Unforseen consequences.)
Name: Kinda self-explanatory.
Athlete: Speed and Endurance. Some things can only be avoided by straight running.
Body: Strength and Aim. You may have to fight something off...
Mind: Intelligence and Charisma. What's a good game without a puzzle?
Race: What part of memetia you Hail from.
Cheezburgian: The most well-liked of anyone. Also, runs faster than average, but not as well toned. Body 4, Athlete 6, Mind 7
Chanian: Generally hated and stupid, they bulk up to Hulkish levels to compensate. Body 8, Athlete 6, Mind 3
Youtubian: An intelligent group who gains a little extra power from their mass. However, they have weak cardio. Body 6, Athlete 2, Mind 9
Critizuelan: Those who excel by not excelling. Body 5, Athlete 5, Mind 5
Job: What you do in Armature.
Security: The people who keep the labs safe. Can use Large weapons. +2 body, +2 Athlete, -4 Mind.
Scientist: The real eggheads or the place. Can use Tech weapons. -1 Body, -1 Athlete, +2 Mind
Science Assistant: People who help the scientists with daily work. Can use Mechanized weapons. +2 body, -2 Athlete, +1 Mind
Vansibane: No one is sure what they do. Can use Unconventional weapons. -2 body, +3 Athlete, -1 Mind
You run as fast as you can (Enraged turtle) and fire the BMFG at the crabby thing. Oh hay, it didn't totally vaporize! You collect some parts of Gonawhatzit and a few baby crabs.
Loco theres a body, yes bu as char i decided that numbers = safer.the Fb recharging part i was wondering about the frog buster, i shot it but you still had me under 5 shots
You teleport next to Marcus! Some investigation shows that Marcus is radiating the energy that the Teleporter locks onto. There is a body near you holding a Rad Cloak and a U-235 Assault Rifle.
@at kylelocat, ok i just wasnt sure about it. Name: Marcus Athlete: 9 Mind: 6 Body: 2 Race: Cheezburgian Job: Vansibane Frog Buster ammo: 5 9mm ammo: 14 AOut of pure reaction points the gun to phillips head, was about to pull it down after he saw the personal tag, but held it steady due to the science outfit
You look down the hall and find the Radioactive Mantrap blocking the way. The Crabshot or yourself would die in proximity, and it is resistant to both fire and radiation, so the U-235 and BMFG wouldn't work. You see the -Cryo Room- next to you.
