The Armature Incident: an incident that was part of what sent Memetia tumbling into the Crysis period. The Crysis period lasted 50 years, until the Cheezburgian underground movement launched the first colony ship into space, named Hapy Landing. But, the Crysis and Imperical periods are for a later time... For now, we should delve into the Armature incident.
Character Sheet Name: Athlete: Mind: Body: Race: Job:
(Stats cannot go below 1. But still, prepare for... Unforseen consequences.)
Name: Kinda self-explanatory.
Athlete: Speed and Endurance. Some things can only be avoided by straight running.
Body: Strength and Aim. You may have to fight something off...
Mind: Intelligence and Charisma. What's a good game without a puzzle?
Race: What part of memetia you Hail from.
Cheezburgian: The most well-liked of anyone. Also, runs faster than average, but not as well toned. Body 4, Athlete 6, Mind 7
Chanian: Generally hated and stupid, they bulk up to Hulkish levels to compensate. Body 8, Athlete 6, Mind 3
Youtubian: An intelligent group who gains a little extra power from their mass. However, they have weak cardio. Body 6, Athlete 2, Mind 9
Critizuelan: Those who excel by not excelling. Body 5, Athlete 5, Mind 5
Job: What you do in Armature.
Security: The people who keep the labs safe. Can use Large weapons. +2 body, +2 Athlete, -4 Mind.
Scientist: The real eggheads or the place. Can use Tech weapons. -1 Body, -1 Athlete, +2 Mind
Science Assistant: People who help the scientists with daily work. Can use Mechanized weapons. +2 body, -2 Athlete, +1 Mind
Vansibane: No one is sure what they do. Can use Unconventional weapons. -2 body, +3 Athlete, -1 Mind
Flag Name: Marcus Athlete: 9 Mind: 6 Body: 2 Race: Cheezburgian Job: Vansibane Frog Buster ammo: 5 Looks up and hears a swish by his ear, and then turns to see a giant bug. He quickly shoots it with amazing accruacy
You follow it to what looks like a nest for the thing! And the creature is mass-producing baby crabs! There also appear to be several crabs behind you that you noticed. If you shot her with the BMFG, there wouldn't even be the genes to study, and this would be a great find... If it didn't vaporize it, you could still take data post-mortus.
You learn a new feature of water clones- low level versions can't produce the mineral content necessary to enable physical interaction. Ah well, you don't need the exercise, but follow through anyways.
The key was actually on the nearby desk. It seems Marcus used it to unlock the computer. You pick it up and use it on the door.
Marcus's room is a bit too clean. Actually, WAY too clean. It't like an OCD person's cell if you gave him every cleaning solution in the world. You slide forward a little, but end up sliding right into his desk! He actually cleaned so well it removed the friction! You slip back out until you can find a way to put some friction on that carpet...
Name: Marcus Athlete: 9 Mind: 6 Body: 2 Race: Cheezburgian Job: Vansibane Frog Buster ammo: 5 Is apparently Ninja, and goes to pick up the gun, apparently not a plasma like the one he has, but alas, how much can oversized insect take? He also wonders what scientist screwed up bigtime
The gun appears to be a normal 9mm pistol. Plus, who said the Frog Buster was a plasma pistol? It comes with a clip, too! You wonder if the scientists tried to test on cheese or something...
Name: Marcus Athlete: 9 Mind: 6 Body: 2 Race: Cheezburgian Job: Vansibane Frog Buster ammo: 5 (mm Pistol ammo: 14 He calls Demyx, he should be here now. ( is the FB gun supposed to recharge or is that your typo)
