The Armature Incident: an incident that was part of what sent Memetia tumbling into the Crysis period. The Crysis period lasted 50 years, until the Cheezburgian underground movement launched the first colony ship into space, named Hapy Landing. But, the Crysis and Imperical periods are for a later time... For now, we should delve into the Armature incident.
Character Sheet Name: Athlete: Mind: Body: Race: Job:
(Stats cannot go below 1. But still, prepare for... Unforseen consequences.)
Name: Kinda self-explanatory.
Athlete: Speed and Endurance. Some things can only be avoided by straight running.
Body: Strength and Aim. You may have to fight something off...
Mind: Intelligence and Charisma. What's a good game without a puzzle?
Race: What part of memetia you Hail from.
Cheezburgian: The most well-liked of anyone. Also, runs faster than average, but not as well toned. Body 4, Athlete 6, Mind 7
Chanian: Generally hated and stupid, they bulk up to Hulkish levels to compensate. Body 8, Athlete 6, Mind 3
Youtubian: An intelligent group who gains a little extra power from their mass. However, they have weak cardio. Body 6, Athlete 2, Mind 9
Critizuelan: Those who excel by not excelling. Body 5, Athlete 5, Mind 5
Job: What you do in Armature.
Security: The people who keep the labs safe. Can use Large weapons. +2 body, +2 Athlete, -4 Mind.
Scientist: The real eggheads or the place. Can use Tech weapons. -1 Body, -1 Athlete, +2 Mind
Science Assistant: People who help the scientists with daily work. Can use Mechanized weapons. +2 body, -2 Athlete, +1 Mind
Vansibane: No one is sure what they do. Can use Unconventional weapons. -2 body, +3 Athlete, -1 Mind
I have started parole in this underground laboratory. Of the choices, I prefer this due to apparent safety. 5 years... It will be long and aggravating, but I have my money stash to look forward to.
5/45/2042
I grow tired of this work already. Five days in and it feels like a year. But, I must not let delusions of time interfere with my mind.
6/1/2042
I decided I would try "half-butting" work today. So, I used cheese instead of a crystal in the warp core, fixed some welds with gum and swept everything into a corner.
But, I will not stay here much longer. I set my parole to now as opposed to later. It was to gain access to service tunnels, but nevertheless I am technically free. I have locked the terminal that I used. I must remember that the password is "Rosebud" in case I ever need it.
Name: Marcus Athlete: 9 Mind: 6 Body: 2 Race: Cheezburgian Job: Vansibane Frog Buster ammo: 5 9mm ammo: 14 Starts walking down to the main lab, best guess when things go wrong. after all things always go right in the secondary labs
Dude! I don't have the space to fit every item from the Cryo lab in your weapons tab! Just know you have Cryo Grenades, Cryo Mines, Cryo ammo and a Naxxos Crystal Ice.
You first look in the various crevices of the room. Thankfully, the other drawer had enough dust to de-lubricate the whole room. You find a laptop and a PDA. Which do you try first?
I dunno... there was that one time in Epsilon. Or, as they called it, "Elpsion".
You walk towards the stairs. However, you see that the hall is swarmed with mutant bugs. You could handle them... If you had some better protection. You're not sure this Convict Cloak protects against anything...
You go to Lambda and Boy... It's a hell-hole. Most everything is wrecked as far as you can see. You see a couple of security guards beckoning you into shelter.
"Hey, you need a weapon and some armor to last up here! What are you?"
"Science Assistant."
"Oh. Well, I can spare this .44 Magnum and a Grounded Suit. This should help against the Polix."
"Polix?"
"Yeah, they zap you with electricity."
"I think I fought one of those before."
"Okay, just let a scientist know if you need anything."
