The Armature Incident: an incident that was part of what sent Memetia tumbling into the Crysis period. The Crysis period lasted 50 years, until the Cheezburgian underground movement launched the first colony ship into space, named Hapy Landing. But, the Crysis and Imperical periods are for a later time... For now, we should delve into the Armature incident.
Character Sheet Name: Athlete: Mind: Body: Race: Job:
(Stats cannot go below 1. But still, prepare for... Unforseen consequences.)
Name: Kinda self-explanatory.
Athlete: Speed and Endurance. Some things can only be avoided by straight running.
Body: Strength and Aim. You may have to fight something off...
Mind: Intelligence and Charisma. What's a good game without a puzzle?
Race: What part of memetia you Hail from.
Cheezburgian: The most well-liked of anyone. Also, runs faster than average, but not as well toned. Body 4, Athlete 6, Mind 7
Chanian: Generally hated and stupid, they bulk up to Hulkish levels to compensate. Body 8, Athlete 6, Mind 3
Youtubian: An intelligent group who gains a little extra power from their mass. However, they have weak cardio. Body 6, Athlete 2, Mind 9
Critizuelan: Those who excel by not excelling. Body 5, Athlete 5, Mind 5
Job: What you do in Armature.
Security: The people who keep the labs safe. Can use Large weapons. +2 body, +2 Athlete, -4 Mind.
Scientist: The real eggheads or the place. Can use Tech weapons. -1 Body, -1 Athlete, +2 Mind
Science Assistant: People who help the scientists with daily work. Can use Mechanized weapons. +2 body, -2 Athlete, +1 Mind
Vansibane: No one is sure what they do. Can use Unconventional weapons. -2 body, +3 Athlete, -1 Mind
Sci1: Well, we scientists were never fit to fight anything-
Sci2: What about Bob?
Sci1: Quiet. Anyways, we scientists are no good at fighting and all our security guards are distracted. If you could secure the perimeter, you could get some backup and this HEV suit.
McLoven: If you are so incapable of advancing on your own, why don't you let me have the HEV suit? I know it's better than this one, and you shouldn't take the risk of me failing.
Sci1: [SUCCESS] Hmm... Well, it would make our chances better... Alright. You may use the HEV suit. Just get the perimeter secured!
Name: Marcus Athlete: 9 Mind: 6 Body: 2 Race: Cheezburgian Job: Vansibane Frog Buster ammo: 5 9mm ammo: 14 His old outfit was made to block a few bullets, but alas he wasnt exacly supposed to have it anymore.but anyway decides that armor is unneeded against the dead. uses a clip of the 9mm and fisnishes the rest with the FB
Unfortunately, the amount post-9mm isn't nearly as little as you predicted, and you will not be able to take them all out with 5 blasts. Thankfully, you have a nice door to hide behind.
Name: Marcus Athlete: 9 Mind: 6 Body: 2 Race: Cheezburgian Job: Vansibane Armor: Convict Cloak Frog Buster ammo: 5 9mm ammo: 0 tosses teh smoke. hopefully he could just sneak by while they cant see
You toss it and prepare to run, but run back in when you realize something. Thankfully, you were able to roll back in the room with rougish speed! When the smoke clears, the bugs are all dead. That was a Bug Bomb, and that REALLY messes with Cheezburgians. The gas doesn't affect the weaker systems of the Chanians and Critizualans or the cyborg Youtubians, but it plays havoc with the Cheezburgian's heightened senses to the point of a really bad allergy. In fact, you thought those were outlawed. This IS a facility located at least partly in Cheezburg.
Name: Marcus Athlete: 9 Mind: 6 Body: 2 Race: Cheezburgian Job: Vansibane Armor: Convict Cloak Frog Buster ammo: 5 9mm ammo: 0 Sits a min. to get rid of the dizzieness, then walks though the door the mess seems to be coming from