The Armature Incident: an incident that was part of what sent Memetia tumbling into the Crysis period. The Crysis period lasted 50 years, until the Cheezburgian underground movement launched the first colony ship into space, named Hapy Landing. But, the Crysis and Imperical periods are for a later time... For now, we should delve into the Armature incident.
Character Sheet Name: Athlete: Mind: Body: Race: Job:
(Stats cannot go below 1. But still, prepare for... Unforseen consequences.)
Name: Kinda self-explanatory.
Athlete: Speed and Endurance. Some things can only be avoided by straight running.
Body: Strength and Aim. You may have to fight something off...
Mind: Intelligence and Charisma. What's a good game without a puzzle?
Race: What part of memetia you Hail from.
Cheezburgian: The most well-liked of anyone. Also, runs faster than average, but not as well toned. Body 4, Athlete 6, Mind 7
Chanian: Generally hated and stupid, they bulk up to Hulkish levels to compensate. Body 8, Athlete 6, Mind 3
Youtubian: An intelligent group who gains a little extra power from their mass. However, they have weak cardio. Body 6, Athlete 2, Mind 9
Critizuelan: Those who excel by not excelling. Body 5, Athlete 5, Mind 5
Job: What you do in Armature.
Security: The people who keep the labs safe. Can use Large weapons. +2 body, +2 Athlete, -4 Mind.
Scientist: The real eggheads or the place. Can use Tech weapons. -1 Body, -1 Athlete, +2 Mind
Science Assistant: People who help the scientists with daily work. Can use Mechanized weapons. +2 body, -2 Athlete, +1 Mind
Vansibane: No one is sure what they do. Can use Unconventional weapons. -2 body, +3 Athlete, -1 Mind
Why would Armature have a military tank randomly around?
Okay, they have radioactive assault rifles, grenades and giant purple people eaters, but you still shouldn't always assume it is a military tank. But next time, I'll be more explanitory.
Anyways, you successfully shoot right into his face! And he doesn't flinch. He starts shooting bees at you!
Luckily, the heavy gloves meant to withstand a killer death mushroom are able to survive the trip down. You see a large puddle of radioactive goo in your way.
Name: Marcus Athlete: 9 Mind: 6 Body: 2 Race: Cheezburgian Job: Vansibane Armor: Convict Cloak Frog Buster ammo: 5 9mm ammo: 0 Figures with the amount out side the door, this would be great. besides they use electricty to kill them anyway.
Name: Marcus Athlete: 9 Mind: 6 Body: 2 Race: Cheezburgian Job: Vansibane Armor: Convict Cloak Frog Buster ammo: 5 9mm ammo: 0 He figures he might as well check the door, he wants to find the source. if this thing can enhance bugs, why not him, but hopefully though these selfish thoughts he will still stay the same, looks and size wise
You see a hupodermic needle on a desk, a large wall charger and some 9mm ammo. There's a note that says:
"Bob-
Remember to lock up the specimens until we can incinerate them. We have the Beehand formula, so we don't need the bugs. Plus, they have a high chance of going super and invading the area.
And please, for the love of CEILING CAT, get rid of that **** Bio-Blob! That is a safety hazard! Not only will it kill us all if it gets out, it explodes when explodes to radiation! KILL IT NOW!
Name: Marcus Athlete: 9 Mind: 6 Body: 2 Race: Cheezburgian Job: Vansibane Armor: Convict Cloak Frog Buster ammo: 5 9mm ammo: 7 Arc Reactor Ammo: 2 Intresting. the only purpose he could see with the experiments was the same as why he wanted to check it out. Also confused about CEILING CAT. well he might as well find more data, he sensed some good things happening to him
Since you're a cheezburgian, you should know: Ceiling Cat is the equivalent of God.
You look at the Vial. It is marked "Bee-throwing Formula". You also see a note that says:
FORMULA: Bee Throwing Formula Toxicity: Critizuelans only Purpose: Allowing the ability to summon a bee swarms Administration: Direct to vein Notes: Works best if the subject has had a recent history as a Vansibane.
Althoughthere is no reason not to take it, he wondrs if he can actually use it. though critizuleans dont come to these areas often, at least not to many of them. maybe he would give it a go in a emergency.
