The Armature Incident: an incident that was part of what sent Memetia tumbling into the Crysis period. The Crysis period lasted 50 years, until the Cheezburgian underground movement launched the first colony ship into space, named Hapy Landing. But, the Crysis and Imperical periods are for a later time... For now, we should delve into the Armature incident.
Character Sheet Name: Athlete: Mind: Body: Race: Job:
(Stats cannot go below 1. But still, prepare for... Unforseen consequences.)
Name: Kinda self-explanatory.
Athlete: Speed and Endurance. Some things can only be avoided by straight running.
Body: Strength and Aim. You may have to fight something off...
Mind: Intelligence and Charisma. What's a good game without a puzzle?
Race: What part of memetia you Hail from.
Cheezburgian: The most well-liked of anyone. Also, runs faster than average, but not as well toned. Body 4, Athlete 6, Mind 7
Chanian: Generally hated and stupid, they bulk up to Hulkish levels to compensate. Body 8, Athlete 6, Mind 3
Youtubian: An intelligent group who gains a little extra power from their mass. However, they have weak cardio. Body 6, Athlete 2, Mind 9
Critizuelan: Those who excel by not excelling. Body 5, Athlete 5, Mind 5
Job: What you do in Armature.
Security: The people who keep the labs safe. Can use Large weapons. +2 body, +2 Athlete, -4 Mind.
Scientist: The real eggheads or the place. Can use Tech weapons. -1 Body, -1 Athlete, +2 Mind
Science Assistant: People who help the scientists with daily work. Can use Mechanized weapons. +2 body, -2 Athlete, +1 Mind
Vansibane: No one is sure what they do. Can use Unconventional weapons. -2 body, +3 Athlete, -1 Mind
Nameemyx Athlete:2 Mind:9 Body:6 Race:Youtubian Job:Vansibane Armor: Standard Cloak
Using a scan on the suit, you can see what looks like an element of Mind boost. However, It's fitted for Marcus and Science Assistants. However, you could fix that fitting, and you see a note in the pocket. It says "Moskva" on it. You thought Marcus was a scoundrel, not a treasure hunter. You still have the PDA and Vansibane Archive that you need passwords for, and the access code for the laptop.
You look for some heavy gloves. There are some in the Bio Main Room that could work. However, you have to deal with the paralyzing death tentacles covering the floor. They seem to connect to one large biological mass.
You see that the mass is just some sort of blob. The Cryogenic rounds don't do much, but you see that the rifle has "Standard" and "Radioactive" firing modes.Yeah, see where the U-235 comes from? Don't worry: It's past the prototype stage, so it's safe.
You leave them for the perimeter. It is outside, and it's the Arizona Cheezburg desert you have come to love. There are some Polix guarding one of those spawning pools. There seems to be some sort of armored giant forming in it.Strangely, this is the only one. However, it's a large one. You see some bubbles that may be the creatures forming. There is also a tank of radioactive fluid nearby.
Name: Marcus Athlete: 9 Mind: 6 Body: 2 Race: Cheezburgian Job: Vansibane Armor: Convict Cloak Frog Buster ammo: 5 9mm ammo: 0 Having no heavy weapon i can not see how it is wise. *takes a look around*
You fill the biological mass full of Radioactive holes. The tentacles glow green and start to degrade. In the creature is some more standard rounds in the corpse.
You shoot the tank. It pokes a leak it that starts to when it enters the spawning pool. However, that Giant got out in time. It's pissed off. It's also armored in everywhere except his face.
Nameemyx Athlete:2 Mind:9 Body:6 Race:Youtubian Job:Vansibane Armor: Standard Cloak
The password successfully unlocks the PDA. You see a Notes and Email function on the screen.
Heavy weapon number 7: Arc Reactor! This baby creates an electric current that jumps between several targets in close proximity! Good against hordes, bad against large opponents.
