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cddm95ace
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I believe that Jesus Christ was the Son of God and died on the cross for all our sins and did miracles his whole life.

What do you believe, and why?

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Hypermnestra
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"Grilled Cheesus"

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_awSIlZgh6Is/RwRS8UzkMNI/AAAAAAAAAGs/aqb89x90gOU/s400/T-CheesusChrust_Front.gif
wolf1991
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Well reading all that was entertaining. And I'm tempted to consider that aliens did this all.

Darkroot
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"Grilled Cheesus"


To some people a miracle to me a cheesy probability. Now if your a Christian do you eat it or not? Personally I'll throw that thing on ebay to see how much I can get.

Okay, it seems like many of you don't even think he existed. It is a FACT that he existed and that he was burned.


FACT is 100% sure, since we can't even be sure of things that happened in the last 100 years how can we be sure of something that happened more than a thousand years ago?

Nothing should be above being made fun of. Some beliefs require that these things get poked fun at to keep them humble.


"I am that gadfly... and all day long and in all places am always fastening upon you, arousing and persuading and reproaching you...

--Socrates
MageGrayWolf
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Now if your a Christian do you eat it or not?


Well he did have something in there about eating his flesh and drinking his blood.

BTW If your Catholic they mean that literally.
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@locoace if anything your failed attempts AG trolling are the best joke.

As Jezabazuz said, turn the other cheek and give me your shirt when I steal your coat.


Yes sir.
MRWalker82
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God didn't kill 6 million people, Hitler did.


I love it when religious people pull out the "Hitler" thing. HITLER BELIEVED IN GOD! HE WAS CATHOLIC AND EVEN SAID MANY TIMES HE WAS DOING AS THE LORD COMMANDED. Now, even if he wasn't religious, I bet he would have done the same crap anyway. But that only shows that it was the man himself at work, not religion or lack thereof. Also, you are correct. God's murders tally in the billions, if not more. Compared to God, Hitler was a saint.
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since we can't even be sure of things that happened in the last 100 years how can we be sure of something that happened more than a thousand years ago?

the roman empire documented it all.
@ mrwalker: THANK YOU.
locoace3
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the roman empire documented it all


documents can always be faked
Hypermnestra
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documents can always be faked

Why would the Roman Empire fake the documents? I realize that they can if they want to, but why would they want to? They have no motive to do so whatsoever.
locoace3
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Why would the Roman Empire fake the documents? I realize that they can if they want to, but why would they want to? They have no motive to do so whatsoever.



not just back then but after the empire like the early modern times
Hypermnestra
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not just back then but after the empire like the early modern times

Yeah, even so why would someone doctor the documents?
Give me two valid (non-conspiracy) reasons.
wolf1991
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not just back then but after the empire like the early modern times


The Roman Empire fell in the 14th century AD. Early modernism (as we know it) is not considered to started until post colonialism which started after WWI
locoace3
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Yeah, even so why would someone doctor the documents?
Give me two valid (non-conspiracy) reasons.


to keep lies in the Christan bible from spreading and to make the Christan god seem all powerful and knowing in the eyes of believers so they don't go against it and stay brain washed
Hypermnestra
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to keep lies in the Christan bible from spreading

This is very contradictory to the other statements.
and to make the Christan god seem all powerful and knowing

Oh, the Bible already does that.
in the eyes of believers so they don't go against it and stay brain washed

What did I say about conspiracy theories?
Trust me; if the threat of burning in a fiery abyss for all eternity isn't enough to get people to pay you their money, nothing will.
locoace3
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What did I say about conspiracy theories?
Trust me; if the threat of burning in a fiery abyss for all eternity isn't enough to get people to pay you their money, nothing will.


brainwashing exactly


it doesn't convince me jesus is a F***ing lie along with other religions there's no magical floating man in the sky if you want to see that watch harry potter sorry for being so blunt
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