Post random/hilarious phrases or scenarios here. Please don't use obscene or inappropriate language. Here's a start: ...the future of the mayonnaise industry ...under siege by angry penguins ...hypnotized a rooster ...hunted down my renegade clowns in the Mojave Desert etc.
well..not many people find these hilarious other then my close friends and myself "IMMM AWEEEESOMMEEE" "mcfinigin blubber brent" "honey mustard chicken turkey" "DAR ELAR"
That is hilarious. Now my quotes: Caution is for people who don't like pain. A cooked fish late is better than a raw fish early. (This is only funny if you know how I made it; I used it as an excuse for a late book report in grade 6, and my friends thought it was funny.)