School ended today and I went to my locker, I was about halfway there and some kid ran up to me, screaming, and splashed water on my shirt... then after I got everything ready for home I walked down the hallway and this kid growled at me and punched me in the stomach. (wasn't really hard it was more like a punch you would give someone after they annoyed you, I know this because he was the person I like to annoy)
While I was going to school, I saw a midget person driving a SUV car. I found that really strange. And some years ago, I used to have a house next to a forest and an eagle was flying near there but it crashed with a tree and fell in the ground. It happened while I was playing soccer.
A couple years ago I went on a beer run with my friend. I tripped out the door and the brew spilled everywhere. I grabbed 2 cans off the ground and started running across the street where i got hit by a car. The car swerved and hit a tree, I was fine so i got up yelled sorry and kept on running to the get away car with 2 beers and some cuts and bruises. I wonder what happened to the people in that car?
The most random thing? Hmm... I guess the only one I can share happened in a locker room. So I was changing after working out at the gym, and some guy with a really thick Russian Accent takes an interest in my socks. He was a nice guy and all, but he kept like complimenting my socks and asking me where I bought them and stuff. It was kind of weird.
Another random thing that happened to me was I was skating around 2-3 in the morning (bad idea, I know) And this guy pulls up ahead of me and gets out of the car. I start to pass him and he like... superman punches me (with both fists at the same time) off my skateboard and then him and two black girls start beating the crap out of me. I lost my friends long board and my shirt that night (and probably some of my dignity)
Another time, me and my dad were driving home at around 7:30pm (around exactly 3 years ago this week) and this lady came up to our car and started yelling at me and my dad saying we were suppossed to pick her up from the Gym and stuff. The light turned green after that so we left her in the middle of the road lol.
A wise saying: "Just when you think you have seen everything, something else happens" 'Xeano321 2011
One day I was walking around my neighborhood and then this little poodle comes up and I love dogs so I said hi and petted it, then it bites my leg and I'm bleeding like crap lol.
I love how he lol'd at his bleeding leg xD and the squirrels got pwned
