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sasquatchcarrot
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School ended today and I went to my locker, I was about halfway there and some kid ran up to me, screaming, and splashed water on my shirt... then after I got everything ready for home I walked down the hallway and this kid growled at me and punched me in the stomach. (wasn't really hard it was more like a punch you would give someone after they annoyed you, I know this because he was the person I like to annoy)

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sasquatchcarrot
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One time the phone was ringing (it was a telemarketer, you can tell by the phone #) and i answered, a womans voice answered and asked "is mr. debrerakeeyoyo there?" I did not reply and hung up the phone.

Stormtrooper1
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One time the phone was ringing (it was a telemarketer, you can tell by the phone #) and i answered, a womans voice answered and asked "is mr. debrerakeeyoyo there?" I did not reply and hung up the phone.

This telemarketer kept calling my family looking for this guy named Candy Swiggles or something...Lol

Dragonblaze052
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These aren't things that happened to me but things I did.
I was out hunting rabits with a 12 gauge and I shot at one that was running. I missed and hit two of my cousins sitting at a camp fire. It was small game shot so they were fine.
I was shooting a squirrel about 120 yards away and 50 yards up a tree and I missed by about 2 in and the richochet landed on my neighbors' house about a mile away and he brought the bullet back to me.

I have been shooting guns for about 10 years now and those are the only mishaps that I have ever seen. I was once going through over 1000 shots a day in open fields. Stop whining about how guns hurt people, even if they are accidents. Idiots that don't know whatt they're doing hurt people.

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I saw a naked person on holiday walk into a shop, and come out with a bag of ice-cream. Ofcourse, someone is gonna ban my account for saying this.

Paarfam
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I fell down some stairs at a Hotel and went right out the door, I got locked outside. Lol

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My family invited my friends family over for dinner and they brought some cupcakes and when our parents were downstairs talking at like 11:00 at night we were sitting on my couch...in the dark...with classical music playing...eating some cupcakes. It was pretty funny.

sasquatchcarrot
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that is very odd, almost as odd as when i looked outside my window a few days ago and i saw my dog using her nose to shovel the snow...

StrategicCaptain
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Well, 5 minutes ago,
I was rapping part of this song, and I plugged in the radio,
and I was singing the words perfectly when plugged it in, it was epic. .

Dragonblaze052
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I was once walking down a flight of stairs and I tripped. Instead of falling, I ran down the stairs in a full lean.
I was outside throwing a bottle with some friends and the bottle was thrown at me when I turned away. I am the fourth worst player and I randomly threw my hand up full stretch over my head and cought the bottle.

sasquatchcarrot
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O.O i love these they're so random. I can't think of anything. I do, constantly, try and think of something funny to tell.

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When I was in 4th grade I got my butt slapped by a 5th grade girl.

Also a person who I think had tourretes yelled right next to me when I was walking down the street.

Ernie15
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I searched "is" on Google and I got....well, see for yourself.

Make sure you put a space after it.

TackyCrazyTNT
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I looked out my classroom door to see Barney walking down the hall, escorted by the Gym Teacher.

CherryPie1235
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i saw a pig which was actually ****ing another pig

Arcanus444
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I was talking to one of my friends, walking through the mess hall, when both of us saw a kid, shouting his f-ing head off...




...at a hot dog.

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