I'm sitting here joining in on a Blogtv charity. And we just made a god.
This God is a Rainbow colored Brazilian shemale, that wields a Dildo that shoots lighting. This God is not racist or vengeful, and there is no afterlife.
The commandments of this god is as follows 1. Think for yourself 2. sort your own **** out 3. no killing 4. no stealing
This god doesn't care if you honor your parents or not, doesn't care if you lie, doesn't care if you covet your neighbors *** and doesn't care if you commit adultery.
So in under an hour that's what a bunch of atheists in a charity can come up with by commity.
Oh, and thanks to artistic rendering this god has no pants.
HAHAHAHAHA this made me laugh so much... I think the Sandwich God and the Flying Spaghetti Monster should join forces and provide food to everyone worthy. And yeah, guys. It's a joke. No need to get all religious on us.
i mean its just wrong G-D made you you cant make him or decide who made you. i am an Orthodoxy jew and im proud of it.I believe in the G-D 100% and in no other G-D. and im willing to argue about it.
on a much less serious note i heard that when atheists are called to swear in court, they swear on a telescope?!?
whats up with that?
Hahahahaha, I love how he won't use the word god. All of the atheists are joking and laughing and all of the religious people are freaking out and trying to explain about how there is a god. So funny.
In all fairness to the guy, if he is an Orthodox Jew, they're really not supposed to use Gods name - So I'll do it for him: Lord God God Goddity God Yahweh YHWH McAllah the 42nd XD
If he's an Orthodox Jew, he really shouldn't be posting on a JOKE Atheist thread. But that's just me. GAWD
Hahaha I think he should not post on a joke Atheist thread either.
In all fairness to the guy, if he is an Orthodox Jew, they're really not supposed to use Gods name - So I'll do it for him: Lord God God Goddity God Yahweh YHWH McAllah the 42nd XD
With all that's said and done, why did you guys pick Brazilian? Filipino or Middle-eastern would fit the bill nicely, since you have she-male and dildo, but the ethnicity does not fit at all! That's what would have fit so perfectly! I say make a revision
