wouldn't that make life for us become horrible? heres an eg. (man is eating hot dog) Dog: Gimme the hot dog! Man: "shaking head" Dog: Gimme the hot Dooog! Man: No Dog: Just Gimme the fricken hot dog!
Last year, well, at least I think it was last year, Google's April Fool's joke was making a Translate for Animals app for the Android. There were some pretty funny videos for that.
my cat would scream if i lifted him off my homework and out of my room. the other will cry for me to let him go. this is all in cat language. in english....... i would probably lock my room door and try getting them away.
i think i would find it kind of creppy and a little annoying. unless me and the pet have a really close bond. like over years. Because otherwise i wouldn't really care. the pet needs to show me they're on level with humans before i can care about how chewy their toy is or how fun it is to play with yarn.
I could talk to my birdspiders and insult the neighbour's cats who defecate in our garden. That would be pretty cool. But it would ruin listening to birds.
"Somethings out side, come on open the door somethings out there, lets go lets go, open the door, open open, open, something out side, go on guy, open the door, I need to go out and see!!!!" - repeat 20 times
I wonder what the street dogs would say: Street dog 1: Hey dog! Life sucks I almost went to the slammer (animal shelter) yesterday. Found any grub? Street dog 2: Oh yeah some pervert human wanted to take me to his house and neuter me! I had to bite him like 5 frickin times until he let me go! To bad I didn't have rabbies! But them sick perverted humans sure have some frickin perseverance! And why do they have to choose if I keep my **** or not? It's my ****, I can do whatever I want to do with it.
Thank you, zonic. If they talk because of pot, they REALLY win! Deathhopper, it's the balls they cut, not the ****. I think their accent would reflect those they lived near.
