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Guy: Can I borrow a quarter?
Girl: What for?
Guy: I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
I use it all the time :P. Never works...

Guy: Did you fart?
Girl: ...
Guy: Because you just blew me away.

Guy: If I flip a coin what's my chances of getting head?

I used it once, for kidding. It worked O.o
guy: you have wonderful eyes <3
girl: are you trying to do something?
guy: "trying"? No way... I'm SUCCEEDING!

I still can't think it worked.

heh, I would of said "You" :P

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Are you from the south? Because your the only Tennessee. (Ten I see)

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

And

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

Are you jamaican? Cuz jamaican me crazy! (ja making me crazy)

Nice legs, what time do they open?

And is it just me or is:

Guy: Did it hurt?
Girl: What?
Guy: When you fell from Heaven

A reference to The Devil? I mean... isn't he a fallen angel? :S

A man smashes a ice-cube on the table.
Man:Now that I broke the ice, can I have your number?

"I lost my number, can I have yours?"

Omg i forgot about that but oh well heres one: "Hey, do you have any band-aids?" [usually followed by 'no, why'] "because I skinned my knees falling for you."

I have one that is both the stupidest and the funniest:

You must be Jamaican, 'cause Jamaican me crazy!

:P

I find all pickup lines pathetic. I have yet to be proven wrong.

Crap, I didn't see dair's post

Sorry about that.

I'll just put a new one:

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I have a gun
Get in the van.

...What?