Hey guys and gals... thought i'd start a thread on the worst (or best if it's THAT amazing) pick-up lines, I don't really have many so I thought I'd let you guys have a rummage through your heads to find what nonsense lives in it, here's my best one:
Guy: NARWHAL! Girl: ? Guy: Well that's an ice-breaker I'll have your name and number please
Here are two more *Girl, I put the S T D in stud, all I need is U *Are you retarded? Because you look special to me! (you can find many more if you look up 'ick-up line panda' )
I heard this one before: "If you were a pirate, would you put your parrot on this shoulder?" Puts hand on shoulder nearest. "Or THIS one?" Swings arm around so his arm is around my shoulder. :/
