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Lol this one that seniors who hit on freshman always use.

Soo....When do you get your driver's liscense?

I NEVER use known pick-up lines cuz the girl always happens to know it

this is one of the pick-up lines that I made up

Guy- Do you believe at love at first sight
Girl- Yes
Guy- Nice to meet you too

Or if the girl says no

Guy- Do you believe at love at first sight
Girl- No
Guy- Then I guess we have to meet again.

Lol there are so many wrong ones, i think i would burst into laughter when someone used that kind of pick-up lines on me.

this is a really really wrong one:

"Why should women masturbate with these two fingers?" {I don't know.} "'Cause they're mine, sweetheart."

Are your parents retarrded cuz u seem pretty special to me

are you a hockey net? cuz I wanna puck you

oh god that one sucks

it worked last time I used it. then again the girl was dead.

Check these:

"What would you say if I said you were so beautiful I could stalk you?"

And-

"What would you say if I told you that you're finer than a silk worm's butt hair?"

World's Worst (Yes that means I made it up):

Guy: #mubles#
Girl: What are you doing?
Guy: My charm spell isn't working!?

And I feel so proud of my little thread here :' It's all grown up... Oh yeah a little Shakespearianesque (new word?) one:

Guy: Hey wanna go back to my place?
Girl: Eww no!
Guy: Ahh well the offer still stands

I have some other funny ones:

Do you know what I like in a girl? My ****.

My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) ****! it must be 15 minutes fast

What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!

My socks are having a party, do your pants want to come down?

Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a footlong!

A tall man to a short woman: "You're perfect height for what you want."

Is your shirt felt? (No?) Do you want it to be?

I own a rocket. First stop your moons, then Uranus!

And I feel so proud of my little thread here :' It's all grown up... Oh yeah a little Shakespearianesque (new word?) one:

guy- Hey baby are those your eyes or did someone take the stars and JAM EM INTO YOUR FACE?!

Guy: What has 72 teeth and holds back Godzilla?
Girl: What?
Guy: My zipper.

Not so much a chat up line as a bold statement. Lol.

Hows about me and you eat some cold carls, hmm?

thats the most disgusting one.

Hey beautiful,hows 'bout you buy me a sandwhich,hmm?

thats the most retarted one

My friend invited her boyfriend over to her pool, and i was there, so she told him to invite his friend too. We talked for a while, and he was staring at me all wierd. I tried to get his attention, and he didnt say anything. Finally, he shook himself and said "Sorry, I was lost in your eyes."
Later, when my friends boyfriend had to leave, his friend had to go too, because he didnt have a ride. When he gave me a hug, I made some comment about how I could feel his heart beating.
He told me, "Its beating for you."
LOL. Sweet but cheezy. I love this guy...