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Latchem
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Latchem
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Farmer

Hey guys and gals... thought i'd start a thread on the worst (or best if it's THAT amazing) pick-up lines, I don't really have many so I thought I'd let you guys have a rummage through your heads to find what nonsense lives in it, here's my best one:

Guy: NARWHAL!
Girl: ?
Guy: Well that's an ice-breaker I'll have your name and number please

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ebok
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ebok
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Peasant

guy: you fell from heaven?
girl: so sweet, you think i look like an angel?
guy: no, your face looks like hell after the drop

slipsoccer
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slipsoccer
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Peasant

Guy: Are you from Jamaica?
Girl: No. Why?
Guy: Because Jamacian me horny.

iMogwai
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iMogwai
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Peasant

Guy: Are you from Jamaica?
Girl: No. Why?
Guy: Because Jamacian me horny.


This one seems popular, because this is the third time it's been posted >_>
master565
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master565
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Nomad

Are your legs tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day.

SupaLegit
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SupaLegit
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Nomad

Guy: Are you from Jamaica
Girl: No. Why?
Guy: Because Jamacian me horny.

This one seems popular, because this is the third time it's been posted >_>



I agree... I think most, if not all, pick-ups are really, really lame.
deathopper
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deathopper
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Nomad

Guyid you just fart, because you are blowing me away!

AceofSky
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AceofSky
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Blacksmith

I just remembered one its kinda a pickup line kinda not...
"Do you come here often..."

Anyways dair5 i already posted that on page 2...

sambam
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sambam
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Nomad

Guy: Depression hurts....

Girl: answer 1) What?
answer 2) I know.

Guy: For answer 1) Oh sorry wrong person
For answer 2)You know what I think helps?

Girl: Answer 1) what?
Answer 2) Anti-depressant?

Guy: ANSWER: My p*e*n*i*s

crazyrussian97
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crazyrussian97
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Shepherd

"I got a job for you, but it really blows"

Ernie15
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Ernie15
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Bard

Are you U2? Because I would Bono you all night.

Yeah, it would be better if I didn't just make it up right now.

iTrojans
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iTrojans
296 posts
Nomad

Guy: Guess what my favorite letters are?
Girl: I don't know.
Guy: (The girls name) (i.e. (mine) V-I-C-T-O-R-I-A)

Really stupid I know.

fighter23
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fighter23
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Nomad

Guy: How much does a polar bear weigh?
Girl: I don't know, how much?
Guy: Enough to break the ice... *extending hand for handshake* Hello (your name).

sev322
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Nomad

Guy: hey
Girl: hey
Guy: will you sleep with me
Girlslaps man)

iMogwai
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iMogwai
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Peasant

Guy: hey
Girl: hey
Guy: will you sleep with me
Girlslaps man)


Guy: Is that a no?

I added a line to yours.
sev322
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sev322
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Nomad

thats a good one right there haha

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