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Latchem
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Latchem
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Farmer

Hey guys and gals... thought i'd start a thread on the worst (or best if it's THAT amazing) pick-up lines, I don't really have many so I thought I'd let you guys have a rummage through your heads to find what nonsense lives in it, here's my best one:

Guy: NARWHAL!
Girl: ?
Guy: Well that's an ice-breaker I'll have your name and number please

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sev322
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Nomad

how about

Guy:I'll show you my immovable rod if you show me your portal hole
Girloohhhhhh

yugioh6123
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Nomad

Guy:The word of the day is legs
Girl:K
Guy:Want to go back to my place and spread the word

slipsoccer
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Peasant

Guy:Hey I got a question
Girl:What?
Guy:What's your name?

MageGrayWolf
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MageGrayWolf
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Farmer

I Got a hammer, can I nail you?

iTrojans
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iTrojans
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Nomad

I like to get blow pops from people like you.

CommanderDude7
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CommanderDude7
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Nomad

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

Kalb789
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Kalb789
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Baron

i have a gay one but i don't want to offend anyone so i'll just not say it, but my other one is:

Is that a mirror in your pocket? because i can see myself in your pants.

and

-how much does a polar bear weigh?
-how much?
-enough to break the ice. hi im (your name) *extend hand for hand shake

waluigi
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waluigi
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Shepherd

Here's one I've heard.
Let's do math! Add my bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!

Cinna
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Cinna
753 posts
Nomad

I Got a hammer, can I nail you?


That's... bad? *sobs*
pickpocket
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pickpocket
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Shepherd

haha i hope no one uses these!
heres one pull the memory wipe thing
guy:hi
girl...hi
guy: when u wana come over?
girl what?
guy: yeah we discused this last night remember?

Kalb789
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Kalb789
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Baron

my favorite:

does this rag smell like chloroform?

fighter23
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fighter23
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Nomad

Kalb789 I already had that one lol.

Look at the fifth one here

Ghgt99
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Ghgt99
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Nomad

"Do you clean your clothes with windex? [awkward pause] Because I see myself in your pants"

Armpit
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Armpit
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Nomad

Did you eat me? Because I can see myself inside of you.

p1a2r3i4s5
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p1a2r3i4s5
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Nomad

I'm surprised that a quite common (where I live, I think, at least) bad pick up line has not yet showed up:

Guy: Is/Was your father a thief?
Girl: What, why?
Guy: 'Cause he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.

There's another one with a pastrycook and something about being sweet, but I can't remember it clearly.

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