Hey guys and gals... thought i'd start a thread on the worst (or best if it's THAT amazing) pick-up lines, I don't really have many so I thought I'd let you guys have a rummage through your heads to find what nonsense lives in it, here's my best one:
Guy: NARWHAL! Girl: ? Guy: Well that's an ice-breaker I'll have your name and number please
I like to express my inner child. will you be my pedophile?
Actually depending on if you knew this person before they might laugh. But to some random person I think would try to put as much distance between them and you that they possibly could.
I have some Jewish ones to be used at Passover seders (all of these are guys talking to girls):
Lets make this night really different from all other nights! What will you do to me for two zuzim? I bet I can make you sing Dayenu. Did that just say we were in bondage? I could never Pass you Over. I'm going to have to search you for chometz. How's about we go and relive the "Darkness" plague up in my room? I'm like one of the four sons; let me show you how wicked I can be.
You either have to be Jewish, or know a lot about Jewish holidays to understand those.
