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Fantasy... I gotta say... Those 2 are the best ones I've ever heard. I'ma go try 'em out. Lol.

This is really ironic cause me and my friends were having a pick up lines war today. Anyways...

Are you a pirate? Cause I want cho booty.

Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

Is yur dad a terrorist? Cuz ur the BOMB

You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there.

hot

Guy: NARWHAL!
Girl: ?
Guy: Well that's an ice-breaker I'll have your name and number please

This is an ok one

You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

"Heyy, I saw you and jizzed in my pants. Can I get in yours?"

Are you from the south? Because you look like you've probably had intercourse with someone closely related to you.

So far I've got no success with this one.

You have to do this one inside a building.

Hey look! A shooting star! *point away from you and toward girl, arm around shoulder*

Are your parents stupid, cause you're special.

Some girl was talking to me today and she said "Its hot as balls out today!" and I replied "You're hot as balls."

Needless to say, that didn't work for me. =(

I have an odd one:

Guy: is this a butcher shop?
Girl:?
Guy: because you are the prime rib.

wow! i have to say to u guys, i couple ones in here ight just work. lol and some are really funny. but besides that, u guys are lame. lol dont take it personally

Guy:Is your parents from Iraq
Girl:?
Guy:because i think your the bomb

Guy: Hey.
Girl: Hey.
Guy: So... MAKE ME A SAMMICH, WOMEN!

Stereotyping ftw?

Are you from china cuz I'm chinin to get your number.

Guy: Am I in Heaven because I think I see an angel?
Girl: (punch)