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I dunno if there's one already on here (I doubt it) So I thought I'd start one of my personal favourite things... Chuck Norris Facts ;D
Fact 1:
Jesus Can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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Chuck Norris doesn't say he's sorry, he just let's you live,
I just decided to post one "fact" here, to entertain you
we are thoroughly entertained
chuck norris once got his roundhouse kick blocked by a forcefield. the forcefield generator shorted out after the kick.
chuck norris has 5 sonny 2 saves.
chuck norris is the guy who looks at facts at chuck norris facts areas and decides if he will let them be known.
bossfight engie is scared of chuck norris.
chuck norris once did a deal with the devil. he then proceeded to kill the devil and steal back his soul.
chuck norris is currently NO1 on my list of people i am looking for. if he finds me all the better.
chuck norris knows those are the droids hes looking for.
chuck norris tore off the arm of a creeper.
zombies drop feathers cause chuck norris makes the zombies run like cowardly chickens.
when chuck norris falls its not him falling. its the world rising.
Chuck Norris can recognize that this thread is a failure, a nesting place for spam and that anyone complicit with this thread is worthy of shame.
I dunno if there's one already on here (I doubt it)
Idoubt that, disbelieve that, question that, refuse to believe that and object to that seeing as there is a perfectly fine Chuck Norris thread in the Forum Games section that was specifically placed there because too many Chuck Norris spam threads were posted in the Tavern.
For the sake of uniformity..
Chuck Norris can recognize that this thread is a failure, that I am permitted to correct my failures, that this thread is a nesting place for spam and that anyone complicit with this thread is worthy of shame and disrepute (excluding favored* people)
*People who matter
I dunno if there's one already on here (I doubt it)
I doubt that, disbelieve that, question that, refuse to believe that and object to that seeing as there is a perfectly fine Chuck Norris thread in the Forum Games section that was specifically placed there because too many Chuck Norris spam threads were posted in the Tavern.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas
Chuck Norris does not wear a watch. He decides what time it is
Chuck Norris makes onions cry
Chuck Norris can divide by zero
When Google can not find something, it asks Chuck Norris
In a normal room, there are on average 1242 items with which Chuck Norris can kill you, including the room itself (XD)
Chuck Norris can encircle his enemies. Alone
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a wireless phone
Chuck Norris has finished Super Mario Bros. without jumping
An eagle can read a newspaper at 1400 meters. Chuck Norris can turn the page
When Chuck Norris uses Windows, it does not crash
Chuck Norris finishes without ANY pokemon. Chuck Norris does not need anyone
Chuck Norris plays 'Play Station' without a TV, because he finds it too easy
Chuck Norris nudges his buddy on MSN, the guy's house collapsed!
Only Chuck Norris has managed to draw a line to the end
On November 9, 1989 Chuck Norris wanted to go stock up on vodka in East Berlin. He met with a wall ... the rest is history
One day, PowerRangers met Chuck Norris. Now they are called Teletubbies
Chuck Norris's house has an alarm: not to prevent Chuck Norris from thieves, but to prevent thieves from Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris knows a shorter route than the straight line
When Chuck Norris eats a Kinder Surprise, there is a PS3 inside
chuck norris has thre motto's
1- No one beats me
2- Hahaha, killed ya
3- Prepare for teatime!
Chuck norris doesnt cheat in games,the games auto-correct themselves according to the way he plays them.
Chuck Norris is Darth Vader's father.
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because Google knows Chuck Norris finds you.
Chuck Norris can read a book by just looking at its cover.
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is in hiding.
On the seventh day, Chuck Norris made God
... Yeah I made it up
-No, Chuck Norris made it up
For the sake of uniformity..By I dunno if there's already on here, I meant "I really cba to look through all the threads and find them" ;D I know it's a nesting place for spam too :P but hey it's still funny it doesn't HAVE to be Chuck Norris, just it's funny cos he's a person ;D
Chuck Norris can recognize that this thread is a failure, that I am permitted to correct my failures, that this thread is a nesting place for spam and that anyone complicit with this thread is worthy of shame and disrepute (excluding favored* people)
*People who matter
I dunno if there's one already on here (I doubt it)
I doubt that, disbelieve that, question that, refuse to believe that and object to that seeing as there is a perfectly fine Chuck Norris thread in the Forum Games section that was specifically placed there because too many Chuck Norris spam threads were posted in the Tavern.
On the seventh day, Chuck Norris made GodHeh I like it ;D
... Yeah I made it up
-No, Chuck Norris made it up
April doesn't fool Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris fools April ;D
Chuck Norris never fails, not even at failing, he just does
... no comment
chuck norris doesnt travel at the speed of light. light travels at the speed of chuck norris
I don't think anyone got the notice, Knight.
Although I have noticed that Chuck Norris threads like this one are pretty spammy, when I look at it.
On the seventh day, Chuck Norris made God
... Yeah I made it up
-No, Chuck Norris made it up
I'm I the only one not laughing at this stupid attempt at making an already dumb joke better?
chuck norris can play circus gallop on the piano...with one finger
*People who matter
To remain on topic:
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, because hunting implies the risk of failure. Instead, Chuck Norris goes killing.
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