I thought it would be funny for everyone here to share lame and rather stupid pickup lines! Heres one my GF thought of!Did you eat lucky charms this morning? because you look magically delicious!Heres one from me!Is your dad a hunter? Because he sure did caught a fox!
Here's a one from prehistoric times.....Did you invent fire? Cause you're smoking hot.
did it hurt to fall down from the sky? because you look like an angel.
Did you event fire today? because you look you hot!
is your name gillet because you're the best a man can getorare you from Tennessee because you're the only ten I see
did it hurt when you fell from heaven? man, that one is cheesy
Are you from Jamaica cuz your Jamaican me crazy
is your dad a terrorist? because your the bomb!
Here's one I've been thinking off for a long time and it's probably the lamest and stupidest and irresponsible line. You see a girl or woman on the sidewalk pushing a stroller with a baby in it , you approach her and say " Want another one?" xD
Baby, i'm no Fred Flintstone, but I sure can make your Bedrock! Ah, that felt good to let out.
Baby, are you an escalator? Cause I'm only going up.Ha. That one I just thought of.
you're a pizza? because you're so vegetable..
So you're a girl huh?
Honey do you mind if I buzz around you?
Are you pregnant? Oops, sorry I thought you were...---------------- 'O//
If you were a booger id pick you first. or....Do you believe in love at first sight, or should i walk by again?
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