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@ItalianSuperBoy Your friend watches iCarly

@ItalianSuperBoy Your friend watches iCarly

If I were to re-arrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

how are you, you look like a babe to me

After a girl disses you, you say: "Ouch, this rose has thorns."

Is it just me, or did I fart in here?

Nails them everytime.

Your eyes are like the blue Sea and I drown everytime I see you 'cause I can't swim.

Hey, you're hotter than a menorah on the last day of Hanukkah!
^^Someone used this on me. It actually almost worked!
Just kidding.

Is that a mirror in your pocket? because I can see myself in your pants.

Or you can say "Your clothes look really nice!, but they would look a lot better laying all over my floor" haha

My friend tried on recently. He pointed at his shirt and asked a girl what material it was.

Father material.

Is your dad a robber? Cuz he must have stole all the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes- Got that from Jay Leno

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

Are you a keyboard? 'Cause you're my type <3

Don't mind the missing teeth that means more room for your tongue!

^that was funny...

This clip's one of my favorite lame pickup vids.