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I think the folks who painted this one could have done a better job.



The coloring isn't so bad, but the way the yellow line splits above the wheel just totally ruins it.

Um Ernie this is a Lame pickup lines forums not Lame and horribly painted cars forum lol

Um Ernie this is a Lame pickup lines forums

Um Ernie this is a Lame pickup lines forums not Lame and horribly painted cars forum lol

your eyes are the same color as my Lamborghini

Well true. But still that isn't technically a pickup line that you would use on a girl. Nice try though.

best thread ever!!!

too many funny ones here

@mattduggen13

Can i have yo numba?
Can i have it?
Can i have yo numba?
I i ged it i ged it....
Can i have it then?

It was funny how the guy was licking his lips rapidly!

It's a good thing I have my library card because I'm checking you out

Want me to tickle your belly botton, from the inside? theres a good one!

Here's some lame diabetic pickup lines for you guys. I heard most of these at a camp I attend.

"You're so sweet you make my blood sugar rise!"
"Slow down sugar, I'm diabetic!"
"Is that an insulin pump or are you just happy to see me?"
"I bet your kisses would send me into a diabetic coma!"

Enjoy.

No I am no police. What can I get for 50 bucks? <---that was funny

I can't miss you apparently have a vagina.

Used by a moron in front of me. You can imagine the aftermath.

How much do you charge? Oh you're not a... oops, see ya!
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