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Woman: I'm good at BJ, wanna play with me?
Stupid man: Sure I like to play black Jack.
xD

hey i got a nice car, wana take a ride? yeah its the white van over their. yeah, the one with the tinted windows. no it does not look scary! *points to something above* whats that?
*girl looks up*
*bag over the girls head and runs to the van*
^
win :P

pick uip lines never work... haha i dont know why people would actually waste their time with this stuff cuz u know people are going to actually try doing this ****

Man:How much does a polar bear weigh?
Woman:I don't know. How much?
Man:Enough to break the ice. Hi I'm _______________

^this one is better than the most pickup lines i heard/read.

pick uip lines never work... haha i dont know why people would actually waste their time with this stuff cuz u know people are going to actually try doing this ****

did you just fart, because you blew me away. if you were a booger, i'd pick you first. i see you're somewhat ninja, i'm somewhat ninja myself

Man:How much does a polar bear weigh?
Woman:I don't know. How much?
Man:Enough to break the ice. Hi I'm _______________

pick uip lines never work... haha i dont know why people would actually waste their time with this stuff cuz u know people are going to actually try doing this ****

Some nerdy ones:

"If I were an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes"

"Girl, I wish I was your differential, because then I'd be touching all your curves."

"I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?"

or the good ole'

"Nice shoes, wanna F***?"

"I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?"

Another nerdy one. (chess) I lost my queen in the last round but I think I just found her.

Once in class we had to answer weird questions.
One was pick up lines, so we made the most weird ones I've heard.

**** girl do you work out? Cause I hope we work out.

Baby I'm no Fred Flintstone, But I can make your bedrock.

You make my software turn to hardware.

I don't know if these were said already. If so sorry.

I remembered another one that we made up:
Your asstronauts set off my rocket.

Sorry for the double post.

Girl, if you were dead, I'd necro feel ya. (trying too hard?)

"Girl, I wish I was your differential, because then I'd be touching all your curves."

Girl, if you were dead, I'd necro feel ya. (trying too hard?)

I can hear the waves breaking inside you.

My friend and i have a bet that you won't take off your bra infront of me.

My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want.