I thought it would be funny for everyone here to share lame and rather stupid pickup lines! Heres one my GF thought of!Did you eat lucky charms this morning? because you look magically delicious!Heres one from me!Is your dad a hunter? Because he sure did caught a fox!
if you were a pirate, would you want you parrot on this shoulder (touch close shoulder of girl) or this shoulder? (put arm around far shoulder and keep it there.)
This one's a bit dirty...Are you a hockey net? 'Cause I'd like to puck you... >.>
People say you're ugly but I disagree, I think you have a nice body.:O xDThis is her before <O-)-> ------------- `O// and after she killed you. \\o-( ------------- -\\O/->
Do you check your closet for the bogeyman each night? I hope you don't.Ah, if you say that never picks up a girl, then you've never been to vegas.
Are you a prostitute? Because I wanna have sex with you...Hardly flattering...
Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?
your sweater than suigar because i got diabetes only from looking at you.
Baby, are you wood? Because I wanna nail you...That sounds so wrong. It's a funny one, though.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
Tickle your ***** with a feather? (What?) I said, "Particularly nice weather."Not necessarily a pickup line but a cat call of sorts. Lol
Are your parents retarded? Cause you sure are specialSurprisingly, this never worked.
was that an earthquake or di you just rock my world.alsoif you were and angle, you would be acute (really nerdy)
Here's some:Santa sure did leave a nice present.Baby, are you an escalator? 'Cause I'm only looking up.
My friend gave me this one:My lips are red...yours are blue...let's make purple.
Heres one I came up with:If I followed you home would you keep me?
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