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Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

"I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?"

Wow totally stealing mine zakyman

Wow, you have nice legs! And you have two, that even better! xD

did it hurt to fall from heaven? because you are like an angel.

sorry, i noticed that one of your earlobes is a little bit smaller than your other earlobe.

your eyes are like diamonds, do you mind if i steal them?

Wow those legs go all the way up and make a complete *** of themselves.

Here's one I heard at the mall. Some pothead looking guy told a girl.
"Dude, you're hot!"

How many women of girls do you think like to be called DUDE?
xD

You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there.

Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you
forgot this one

True story:

I look at a girl in the University Bar and say: wow did it hurt...

She interrupts me and says: when I fell down from heaven?? I can't believe you are this lame!!

I say: uh, actually, I was talking about the tattoo on your shoulder, but forget it, you are way too *****y for me to buy you a drink!

She ends up buying me a beer, and we end up in a relationship for eight months until she went back to her country!

I will always love you!

If I was sin^2(x) and you were cos^2(x) together we could be one!

this should go under the general realationship sticky.killersup thinks anyway.right?