There seems to have been an issue going on between @MattEmAngel and @StormWalker that needs to be settled in court. The dispute has been going on in the 'AG Love Circle 2015' thread, so much that mods had to have shut it down. Now, here's how this is gonna work:
Now, if anyone would like to apply to be part of the jury (1 spot left), Matt's lawyer or Storm's lawyer, please say it here. The hearing begins in two days!
Edit: pick wasn't really involved in this from the start. Pie was, though.
Edit: Yes, Matt is going to defend himself.
Edit: Hopefully Jack can show up in time for the trial, if not, the trial is rescheduled for Thursday, March 5, at 3:30 EST. Everyone needs to be online for this to work.
Edit: Trial has been moved to Thursday, March 5, at 3:30 pm EST. All must show up at that designated time or will face charges of failure to appear before court when summoned.
Edit: Jury size has been downsized from 9 to 5. Positions still open!
Here's a secret: I don't feel like participating in the thread anymore. Please direct all questions to my lawyer, who should answer them wisely. (Or he won't get paid).
@apldeap123 how do you know I've actually taken the bribe, and not just said this to storm? This is the internet like you said, so you need something much more solid.
Also, I am the bailiff. By law, I am the one who has the power to remove people from the case. But I've been very gentle with you. I've let you go on and on about me taking bribes, and accusing just about everyone else. Don't make me remove you from the case.
Also, I am the bailiff. By law, I am the one who has the power to remove people from the case. But I've been very gentle with you. I've let you go on and on about me taking bribes, and accusing just about everyone else. Don't make me remove you from the case.
Maybe everyone should be removed from the case. Maybe the case should be removed from the case. We'll just have a necktie party for all of you bribe solicitors and go home.
. NB: if I don't receive three bushels of trout from pang within 2 hours, the preceeding statement is redacted.
Also, I am the bailiff. By law, I am the one who has the power to remove people from the case. But I've been very gentle with you. I've let you go on and on about me taking bribes, and accusing just about everyone else. Don't make me remove you from the case.
One, the comments show you conspiring with Storm to manipulate the case to her favor.
Two, I was the one who appointed you as bailiff.
@apldeap123 1) Like I said, you need something more solid. There is no actual evidence that I've taken the offering. How do you know that I didn't just pretend to accept the offering just to satisfy StormWalker (which, I remind you, may murder everyone here! My life was in danger!)
2) This makes it even worse. Not only you accuse me based on practically nothing, but also, you were the one who first brought me in the case! Now you want me out!? Yeah ok. Also, You may have appointed me as a bailiff but I offered my services first. Your mockery of a trial is going too far. It hasn't even started yet and you are already attacking people. As the court recorder, contain yourself! You are nothing more
