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To play this game you list ways you can get kicked out of Wal-Mart.
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Guess I'll start us off.
1.Run around in the Aisles naked.
2.Grab a bike off the shelf and ride it through the store.
3.Take one of the toy guitars and hit it on the ground and have one of your friends scream "Thank you (Insert town here)!!!!"
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1.Run around in the Aisles naked.
2.Grab a bike off the shelf and ride it through the store.
3.Take one of the toy guitars and hit it on the ground and have one of your friends scream "Thank you (Insert town here)!!!!"
4.Shoot the manager.
5.Drop a match on a rug.
6.Go in the men's room an drop a firecracker in the toilet.
7.Get a cold cut combo from subway and throw it at a cashier.
1. While standing in line to pay for a gun you just bought, tap the shoulder of the guy in front of you and say, "Now would be a good time to leave."
2. Grab a turkey and start playing football witha few friends.
3. Go into walmart with a "Walmart Sucks" t-shirt.
4.
Step 1. Buy some pants.
Step 2. Wear them for a year or so without taking the tags off.
Step 3. Return them.
step 4. Repeat steps 1, 2, and 3 1001 times.
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I did not explain well did i?
Add them to hte list like I did 3 posts ago...
Btw, WB wartank.
1.Run around in the Aisles naked.
2.Grab a bike off the shelf and ride it through the store.
3.Take one of the toy guitars and hit it on the ground and have one of your friends scream "Thank you (Insert town here)!!!!"
4.Shoot the manager.
5.Drop a match on a rug.
6.Go in the men's room an drop a firecracker in the toilet.
7.Get a cold cut combo from subway and throw it at a cashier.
8.While standing in line to pay for a gun you just bought, tap the shoulder of the guy in front of you and say, "Now would be a good time to leave."
9.Grab a turkey and start playing football witha few friends.
10.Go into walmart with a "Walmart Sucks" t-shirt.
11.Step 1. Buy some pants.
Step 2. Wear them for a year or so without taking the tags off.
Step 3. Return them.
step 4. Repeat steps 1, 2, and 3
1.Run around in the Aisles naked.
2.Grab a bike off the shelf and ride it through the store.
3.Take one of the toy guitars and hit it on the ground and have one of your friends scream "Thank you (Insert town here)!!!!"
4.Shoot the manager.
5.Drop a match on a rug.
6.Go in the men's room an drop a firecracker in the toilet.
7.Get a cold cut combo from subway and throw it at a cashier.
8.While standing in line to pay for a gun you just bought, tap the shoulder of the guy in front of you and say, "Now would be a good time to leave."
9.Grab a turkey and start playing football witha few friends.
10.Go into walmart with a "Walmart Sucks" t-shirt.
11.Step 1. Buy some pants.
Step 2. Wear them for a year or so without taking the tags off.
Step 3. Return them.
step 4. Repeat steps 1, 2, and 3
12. Or like I have done. . . race around in some carts (like the T-Mobile Commercial) and knock down a shelving unit.
13. Step 1. Grab a bunch of panties
Step 2. Stuff them under your shirt and walk out
Step 3. Walk back in and dump them on the floor
14. Step 1. Ask for a game
Step 2. Knock the man/woman as he/she grabs it for you, down
Step 3. Grab a bunch of games and run around the gaming area screaming
Step 4. Apologize, give them back (accept the one you asked for) and run towards the cashiers (Exit)
15. Break every shelf of merchandise.
16. Apply for a job, but eat the form.
1.Run around in the Aisles naked.
2.Grab a bike off the shelf and ride it through the store.
3.Take one of the toy guitars and hit it on the ground and have one of your friends scream "Thank you (Insert town here)!!!!"
4.Shoot the manager.
5.Drop a match on a rug.
6.Go in the men's room an drop a firecracker in the toilet.
7.Get a cold cut combo from subway and throw it at a cashier.
8.While standing in line to pay for a gun you just bought, tap the shoulder of the guy in front of you and say, "Now would be a good time to leave."
9.Grab a turkey and start playing football witha few friends.
10.Go into walmart with a "Walmart Sucks" t-shirt.
11.Step 1. Buy some pants.
Step 2. Wear them for a year or so without taking the tags off.
Step 3. Return them.
step 4. Repeat steps 1, 2, and 3
12. Or like I have done. . . race around in some carts (like the T-Mobile Commercial) and knock down a shelving unit.
13. Step 1. Grab a bunch of panties
Step 2. Stuff them under your shirt and walk out
Step 3. Walk back in and dump them on the floor
14. Step 1. Ask for a game
Step 2. Knock the man/woman as he/she grabs it for you, down
Step 3. Grab a bunch of games and run around the gaming area screaming
Step 4. Apologize, give them back (accept the one you asked for) and run towards the cashiers (Exit)
15. Break every shelf of merchandise.
16. Apply for a job, but eat the form.
17. take a handy cap scooter and ride around wallmart screaming "TIMMY TIMMY!!!!"
18. start complaining that the 1 cent gumball machine is too epensive and break it open thus creating a major riot and then ask a cashire if you could buy a gumball
(i actully did the scooter thing =D)
1.Run around in the Aisles naked.
2.Grab a bike off the shelf and ride it through the store.
3.Take one of the toy guitars and hit it on the ground and have one of your friends scream "Thank you (Insert town here)!!!!"
4.Shoot the manager.
5.Drop a match on a rug.
6.Go in the men's room an drop a firecracker in the toilet.
7.Get a cold cut combo from subway and throw it at a cashier.
8.While standing in line to pay for a gun you just bought, tap the shoulder of the guy in front of you and say, "Now would be a good time to leave."
9.Grab a turkey and start playing football witha few friends.
10.Go into walmart with a "Walmart Sucks" t-shirt.
11.Step 1. Buy some pants.
Step 2. Wear them for a year or so without taking the tags off.
Step 3. Return them.
step 4. Repeat steps 1, 2, and 3
12. Or like I have done. . . race around in some carts (like the T-Mobile Commercial) and knock down a shelving unit.
13. Step 1. Grab a bunch of panties
Step 2. Stuff them under your shirt and walk out
Step 3. Walk back in and dump them on the floor
14. Step 1. Ask for a game
Step 2. Knock the man/woman as he/she grabs it for you, down
Step 3. Grab a bunch of games and run around the gaming area screaming
Step 4. Apologize, give them back (accept the one you asked for) and run towards the cashiers (Exit)
15. Break every shelf of merchandise.
16. Apply for a job, but eat the form.
17. take a handy cap scooter and ride around wallmart screaming "TIMMY TIMMY!!!!"
18. start complaining that the 1 cent gumball machine is too epensive and break it open thus creating a major riot and then ask a cashire if you could buy a gumball
19.Bring in a paintball gun and go up right behind someone and shoot them in the back of the head and say "BOOM! HEADSHOT!".
20.Get a balloon full of gravy and throw it at someone randomly.
1.Run around in the Aisles naked.
2.Grab a bike off the shelf and ride it through the store.
3.Take one of the toy guitars and hit it on the ground and have one of your friends scream "Thank you (Insert town here)!!!!"
4.Shoot the manager.
5.Drop a match on a rug.
6.Go in the men's room an drop a firecracker in the toilet.
7.Get a cold cut combo from subway and throw it at a cashier.
8.While standing in line to pay for a gun you just bought, tap the shoulder of the guy in front of you and say, "Now would be a good time to leave."
9.Grab a turkey and start playing football witha few friends.
10.Go into walmart with a "Walmart Sucks" t-shirt.
11.Step 1. Buy some pants.
Step 2. Wear them for a year or so without taking the tags off.
Step 3. Return them.
step 4. Repeat steps 1, 2, and 3
12. Or like I have done. . . race around in some carts (like the T-Mobile Commercial) and knock down a shelving unit.
13. Step 1. Grab a bunch of panties
Step 2. Stuff them under your shirt and walk out
Step 3. Walk back in and dump them on the floor
14. Step 1. Ask for a game
Step 2. Knock the man/woman as he/she grabs it for you, down
Step 3. Grab a bunch of games and run around the gaming area screaming
Step 4. Apologize, give them back (accept the one you asked for) and run towards the cashiers (Exit)
15. Break every shelf of merchandise.
16. Apply for a job, but eat the form.
17. take a handy cap scooter and ride around wallmart screaming "TIMMY TIMMY!!!!"
18. start complaining that the 1 cent gumball machine is too epensive and break it open thus creating a major riot and then ask a cashire if you could buy a gumball
19 take a crap in the dressing rooms.
20 run around in a teletubby costume giving hugs to old people and children
21 play contact football in the jewelry section
22 set up a stack of something big then tackle into them
(i did the teletubby thing)
1.Run around in the Aisles naked.
2.Grab a bike off the shelf and ride it through the store.
3.Take one of the toy guitars and hit it on the ground and have one of your friends scream "Thank you (Insert town here)!!!!"
4.Shoot the manager.
5.Drop a match on a rug.
6.Go in the men's room an drop a firecracker in the toilet.
7.Get a cold cut combo from subway and throw it at a cashier.
8.While standing in line to pay for a gun you just bought, tap the shoulder of the guy in front of you and say, "Now would be a good time to leave."
9.Grab a turkey and start playing football witha few friends.
10.Go into walmart with a "Walmart Sucks" t-shirt.
11.Step 1. Buy some pants.
Step 2. Wear them for a year or so without taking the tags off.
Step 3. Return them.
step 4. Repeat steps 1, 2, and 3
12. Or like I have done. . . race around in some carts (like the T-Mobile Commercial) and knock down a shelving unit.
13. Step 1. Grab a bunch of panties
Step 2. Stuff them under your shirt and walk out
Step 3. Walk back in and dump them on the floor
14. Step 1. Ask for a game
Step 2. Knock the man/woman as he/she grabs it for you, down
Step 3. Grab a bunch of games and run around the gaming area screaming
Step 4. Apologize, give them back (accept the one you asked for) and run towards the cashiers (Exit)
15. Break every shelf of merchandise.
16. Apply for a job, but eat the form.
17. take a handy cap scooter and ride around wallmart screaming "TIMMY TIMMY!!!!"
18. start complaining that the 1 cent gumball machine is too epensive and break it open thus creating a major riot and then ask a cashire if you could buy a gumball
19 take a crap in the dressing rooms.
20 run around in a teletubby costume giving hugs to old people and children
21 play contact football in the jewelry section
22 set up a stack of something big then tackle into them
23. Go up to a cashier and smack them as hard as you can in the face.
24. Stand at the entrance and when people try to get in push them back and say "You got took!"
25.Fire a flare into a pair of panties next to the retraunt/eating area in the wal-mart.
Go up to a Cashier, slap HIM, unless your a girl then slap her, and say, that's for being ugly. Or if your a guy with a girl cashier, go up to her and say, you have the cutest little twins ever. I think there stupid ways, and if I wanted to get kicked out of Wallyworld, I'd use something else.
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