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go over to the toy section grab airsoft,paintball,nerf,ect. and start shooting around wildy

1. yell into the intercome "would a jesus christ come to the customer service.

Let your rabid dog run around the store

Set up aTescos within Walmart and slowly expand untiil you take up all the space within it.

1. claim that you're Keanu Reeves.

2. wait for the worker's lunch breaks, and while pretending to be a spider, steal everyone's food, screaming "Spider attack!".

3. steal and replace everything in the store with an exact replica.

4. clone the mangager.

5. go in the basement, discover the secret manager producing machine, then reveal it to the media.

6. set all the fish in the pet section free.

7. camp out in the camping supplies aisle, and shoot the manager, yelling "I'm eating good tonight!".

8. set up your own business inside of the store, and as it expands, chase the employees off your property.

9. drive an old car into the store and:
9a. go into the autoparts section and fix the car, or,
9b. stuff the manager in the car, and dirve it into a lake, laughing maniacally


10. wear an "I hate wal-mart" shirt. when asked to remove the shirt, yell "HELP!!! I'M BEING ROBBED!!!".

11. pee in all the plants.

Open a bottle coke, add mentos

9. drive an old car into the store and:
9a. go into the autoparts section and fix the car, or,
9b. stuff the manager in the car, and dirve it into a lake, laughing maniacally

More like 1001 ways to get sent to jail.

Hmm...scream 'Imma, terrorist!', and see how long it takes for you 2 get kicked out.

Go in. Go out. Go in. Go out. Go in. Go out. Repeat if needed.

Oh, and a way taken from a comedian:
Go, bring your wife/girlfriend, stuff your cart with beer & liquor, and then... grab a bag of pampers. Then, go to the cashier, he/she will look at you all weird, and then pretend that you don't have money, and put the pampers away. Ahaha.

go to a granny
say hello
smash her face
kill her
and saygoodbye

More like 1001 ways to get sent to jail.

1. Set up a kissing booth in the middle of the store

2. Make out with the pony/vending machine/toy machine/whatever they have out in front.

3. If they have a fake pony ride, yell "I'm afraid this town aint big enough for the both of us," push the kid off the pony, jump on, wave ur cowboy hat, jump off and break it.
OR
4. Just push the kid off lol.

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1. Make a massive lego tower.

2. Make a castle out of mega blocks.

3. Get in a pirate costume and scare the kids away.

4. Try on all the clothes and every time you try a piece of clothing on get a sharpie pen and write 'Jesus waz ere'.

5. Run into the manager and shout 'WWE!'

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###: Get a ton of gum and stop up all the things that spray the vegetables with it.

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1.Run around in the Aisles naked.

2.Grab a bike off the shelf and ride it through the store.

3.Take one of the toy guitars and hit it on the ground and have one of your friends scream "Thank you (Insert town here)!!!!"

4.Shoot the manager.

5.Drop a match on a rug.

6.Go in the men's room an drop a firecracker in the toilet.

7.Get a cold cut combo from subway and throw it at a cashier.

8.While standing in line to pay for a gun you just bought, tap the shoulder of the guy in front of you and say, "Now would be a good time to leave."

9.Grab a turkey and start playing football witha few friends.

10.Go into walmart with a "Walmart Sucks" t-shirt.

11.Step 1. Buy some pants.

Step 2. Wear them for a year or so without taking the tags off.
Step 3. Return them.
step 4. Repeat steps 1, 2, and 3

12. Or like I have done. . . race around in some carts (like the T-Mobile Commercial) and knock down a shelving unit.

13. Step 1. Grab a bunch of panties

Step 2. Stuff them under your shirt and walk out
Step 3. Walk back in and dump them on the floor

14. Step 1. Ask for a game

Step 2. Knock the man/woman as he/she grabs it for you, down
Step 3. Grab a bunch of games and run around the gaming area screaming
Step 4. Apologize, give them back (accept the one you asked for) and run towards the cashiers (Exit)

15. Break every shelf of merchandise.

16. Apply for a job, but eat the form.

17. take a handy cap scooter and ride around wallmart screaming "TIMMY TIMMY!!!!"

18. start complaining that the 1 cent gumball machine is too epensive and break it open thus creating a major riot and then ask a cashire if you could buy a gumball

19. blow it up
19.Bring in a paintball gun and go up right behind someone and shoot them in the back of the head and say "BOOM! HEADSHOT!".
20.Get a balloon full of gravy and throw it at someone randomly.
21. kick yourself out
22. take a crap in the dressing rooms.
23. run around in a teletubby costume giving hugs to old people and children
24. play contact football in the jewelry section
23. set up a stack of something big then tackle into them
24. Go up to a cashier and smack them as hard as you can in the face.
25. Stand at the entrance and when people try to get in push them back and say "You got took!"
26.Fire a flare into a pair of panties next to the retraunt/eating area in the wal-mart.
27. Go up to a Cashier, slap HIM, unless your a girl then slap her, and say, that's for being ugly. Or if your a guy with a girl cashier, go up to her and say, you have the cutest little twins ever. I think there stupid ways, and if I wanted to get kicked out of Wallyworld, I'd use something else.
28. Hog a video game display and refuse to get off it when other people want a turn.
29. Take a box of extra large condoms and complain loudly to a cashier for a bigger size.
30. Get a box of condoms, walk up to the help desk, and prominently dilplaying the box, ask where the fitting rooms are
31. hide in the middle of the clothes thing and when the person is looking at it u be like man that shirt would look terrible on u and they like freak out hahaha
32. use the pole where the little numebrs are at where the clerks are and use it as a stripping pole
33. go inside and start handing out flyers for costco
34. well, if you go to a trailer park and yell on a megaphone "walmart s*cks" and you are garunteed to get the crap kicked out of you
35. put entire rolls of tolite paper in the tolites thus clogging all the toilets!
36. take wheele off expencive bike and replace it with a hola-hoop
37. attack the manager yelling "vampire!!!"
38. step 1.
39.go to the power tools isle
step 2.
take the tools
step 3.
use them to rewire those placeing carts (the big ones that lift crates in the back of the store)
step 4. move the padio to the back of store
step 5. take a coca-cola bottle
step 6. Enjoy!
40. Bring a Kroger bag.
41. Bring BK to the McDonald's restaurant.
42. Change the channel on one of those T.V.s
43. Go up to an unused cash register and say/do something completely inappropriate in the microphone
44. declare walmart property of the CIA and put a closed sign on the front door
45. Steal all the toilet paper from the bathrooms and stuff it in a cash register.
46. Plow an employee down with a cart.
47. Take a baseball bat and start swinging at everyone on sight.
48. Steal some tennisballs and a tennisball shooter and start shooing the fire alarms and camreas.
49. Say a series of bad words into the microphone as loud as you can while wearing earmuffs you stole.
50. murder someone
51. steal something
52. eat there food
53. Go up to the security guard and ask if he has a gun, keep on asking him until he says yes, then run away screaming "HE HAS A GUN! HE HAS A GUN!".
54. Ask the clerk where the guns are, and when they tell you and start to walk away say "Oops, i almost forgot, also where are the depression pills?".
55. masturbate in the restroom and jizz on the mirrors
56. Glue the toilet seats
57. Take all the carts and take the wheels off
58.Put the lil sensor from clothes and put them on the shopping carts (everytime they leave with a shopping cart the buzzer will go off)
59. Change the store around completely =)
60. Chill with all your friends behind the counters.
61. Steal...
62. Make out with your girlfriend infront of shoppers.
63. Put on a hug bra, and run around screaming..?
64. Hug random people, and employees.
65. Make out and do stuff to the manicans!
66. Get Wal-Mart to do that ban game in the armor games forum games
67. Farting on the managers face and screaming "THE MANAGER OF THIS PLACE IS A FART HEAD!!!LEAVE NOW"
68. scream SEXIST!!! at the manager
69. get a bunch of heavy items and line them up at the counter, after about the 30 minutes it will take her to scan all the heavy stuff (cuz u got so much) say you left your wallet at home and you realized wen she started scanning the stuff but you didn't want to interrupt her while she was working and then leave the counter with all the heavy stuff still on it and then come back to the counter 5 minutes later and ask her if she's gonna put that stuff back (LOL)
70. throw something at their cameras
72. graffiti
73. SAY THAT K-MART IS BETTER
74. Run around screaming "blue light special aisle 5"
75. Hit on the grannie greeter
76. SHOOT THE FOOD!
77. Buy a gun and ask for a ski mask!
78. If you are under 18, ask for a lottery ticket five times. Been there.
79. Say to the manager, "No I will not make out with you!" In a very weird voice.
80. ON the radio full blast and do a chicken dance wearing boxers
81. Go to the pet section and eat the goldfish.
82. Roll around on the floor licking everything around you yelling "I'm a goofy goober, YEAH!" (No I have not done it D:
83. Go up to a caashier and ask them for a refund on your McDonalds Happy meal beacause you only got a four piece nugget hen you ordeered a six.
84. Take a crap in the isle, slip on it and claim say you are gonna sue!
85. Say "RELEASE THE HOUNDS" very loudly then, using a blow torch from the tool section, release all of the hampsters in the pets section
86. Gnaw on the checkout desk
87. Go to an unused register turn on the (ummm.... the thing that you put your stuff on) and then run on it like a treadmill yelling "WHEE!!!"
88. Knock the aisles over like dominoes
89. Try take the drumsticks from the Rock Band 2 display and buy them.
90. Take all the cloths off one rack and ask to try them on, and if they say yes, put all of them on at the same time and ask them how you look.
91. Take your biggest hammer which you can find in your garage and make a manager happy with smashing his head
92. If you have a guitar, take it and make GUITAR HERO on cashiers gace
93. Say that Bush was a good preseident
94. If it's in Nevada, play poker on a cashiers desk
95. If it's in Texas, say that u f**k country music
96. repeatedly ask how much everything is in the "$1 section".
97. ask the manager what you're supposed to do when you rob a store.
98. play soccer with a rolled up ball of blankets, then play football with it, including ALL the customers and employees, and tackle each and every person.
99. throw your pistol at a checker in an attempt to rob the register
100. Accuse Wal-Mart of being linked to Communism because of the red star between Wal and Mart and its unbeatable prices for the proletairiat.
101. Take the manager hostage
102. take a sharpee and write a 9 in front of all of the price marks in the store
103. Try on the clothing in the middle of the store
104. use one of the toilettes
105. Peel off all the wrappers on every single Crayola crayon.
106. Get caught putting condoms inside backpacks on the 'Back to Preschool' aisle.
107. Don't flip off the security camera, give it a thumbs up! But instead of doing this once, do it about 100 times...with some friends.
108. Ask the manager where the nearest Target is.
109. 'Ding dong ditch' the model doors in the home improvement section.
110. Ask where the marijuana aisle is.
111. Deflate every basketball in the sports section by sitting on it without pants.
112. Ask where the bathroom is continually until somebody escorts you there, and then ask where the other bathroom is claiming they've led you to the wrong one.
113. Purchase the extra large condoms and ask the cashier if she's jealous.
114. Bring a single potato to the self-checkout, and ask an employee why it wont ring in.
115. Attempt to steal one of the floor tiles.
116. Attempt to steal a video game, while it's inside the glass casing.
117. Attempt to steal a belt, but not just any belt; the one that the manager is wearing.
118. Attempt to steal a Tonka truck by driving it away.
119. Sneak in two porn DVD cases from home, and ask the electronics cashier which one's main actress looks like Sarah Palin.
120. Ask if the have "1001 one ways to blow up a wal-mart"
121. take a knife to the clothes section cut up some clothes and put them on then get some make up and paint your face green then grab an airsoft gun and run around shooting people like rambo =J
122. walk around yelling out i could get this at costco five bucks cheaper!!!
123. eat all the cake and snacks in the store and then when your fat and chubby roll over all the customers
124. go in while high and only wearing a sock on your manhood and grab the nearest bass guitar and pretend your flea from rhcp until you get kicked out.
125. Go to the helicopters section and steal a Jet. Steal enough food and booze to last 30 days. Go to the bunny section and steal the fluffiest bunny there. Camp for 3 days to the ammunition section. Get 3 barrels of gunpowder, 125 boxed of shotgun bullets, 3 barrels of oil, 15 blocks of C4, 250 rounds of turret ammo and 1 match. Camp to the fire arms section. Blow a ditch in a corner of the floor. Put Gats, MK48s, AK47s, M28s, Protos, Desert Eagles, Pistols, UMPs, Macs, Shotguns, Grenades, Cherry Bombs, Sticks of Dynamite, L85, and DHHGJF65658586s. Go to the automobile section. You are down to 17 days worth of food. Get a tank. Go back and gather all the fire arms. Go back to the food section and gather 20 days more of food and booze. 35 days of food and booze left. Fly your jet above Walmart and drop all the remaining food on people and when they start getting their jets to shoot you down, put a match to the bunnies eyeballs and tell them to get off your trail. If they don't, have all the ammunition and explosives ready and light a match to it all.
126. play "nuke barbie" it envolves fake explotions and brabies flying through the air!
127. eat peoples ties...
128. when the intercom is going off yell "not the voices make it stop! !! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
129. buy a gumball chew on it and then return it
130. hit on the manager of the store
131. grab the mic and swear randomly
132. watch tv in there all day
133. set all of the alarms to go off every 5 min
134. ascuse the manager of being as dumb as sarah palen but not near a hot.
135. call the republican manager a maverick.

136. take a computer, hack it urself and return it for 15 bucks extra cause it was hacked "when i got it" wink wink.
137. Walk in there and shout a lot of mean things about the catholic church
138. Go in the shop and beat up the counter boy
139. Pee all over Wal-Mart
140. Set all items to flames
141. Well, steal everything in it.
142. attempt to make out with the mannequins in the clothing sections.
143. while buying a soda, shake it up, then put it back. repeat with all the other sodas.
144. go to the pet section, release the parakeets, then yell "PTERANADON ATTACK!!".
145. repeatedly ask "excuse me, where is the 'wall' section?".
when told they don't sell walls at Wal-mart, angrily scream at the manager and accuse him of being misleading.
146. Made a giant fort with pillows and blankets with 3 friends. Then we accedently fell asleep and had a parent come in and tell us off.. She then told a employee who came buy and we ran outta there... Down the up elevator lol.

147. Go to the 1 dollar toy section. Take a bunch of toys and put them in a urinal... we could fit alot in one urinal lol.

148. Have a huge nerf gun fight.. (over 10 ppl) Take the nerf guns outta package (or if already out the better). Grab them. Take all the nerfs u can find and fit them in pockets and guns... then fire around the whole store. If employees start chasing you? Well lets just say u got alot more targets. If theres to many, book it outta walmart, make sure to drop the gun sumwhere cuz u can get arrested for stealing otherwise
149. tell the enployees that their inpostors and dont really work there.
150. call the manager a "bucket of goat turd" such as: Shut up you bucket of goat turd
151. walk in with a terrorist group and Chuck Norris wearing a i hate walmart shirt
152. Put shoes and pants on the mannequins, then sit them on the toilets in the bathrooms. It`s even better if you have a friend of the opposite gender.
153. Go in wearing cammo and buy a gun. Then go to the clothing section and sit in a pile of clothes with a mannequin laying across you and the gun on your lap crying, "They got Bubba man, they got Bubba."
154. I just thought of a way to make it better! Bring of recorder filled with groans and moans and leave it in the bathroom playing.
155. Singing the "Barack The Magic Negro" song.
156. Ask whether or not the manager is male or female.
157. Take the eggs and:
1.lick them and say "To nasty"
2.Throw them behind your back saying "Wheres the golden egg!?!?"
158. And take the tires and roll them down the longest isle and take friends and race them down the isle.
159. Singing "The Final Countdown" in a capella (with a few friends) as loud as you can.
160. Making sure they hear your a capella version of "The Final Countdown" by hijacking the speaker system and singing through mics
161. Make sure they see your a capella version of "The Final Countdown" by connecting all of the TV's to your camera, an record the show.
162. Make sure you can remember the moment forever as the time you sang an a capella version of "The Final Countdown". Hook up a dvd player to every TV and insert a blank disk into each one. Then record. Later, have someone go back and get the dvds for you.
163. Make sure the security cameras see your a capella version of "The Final Countdown" by hacking into all of the screens and playing the video from there!
164. Do all of the same steps with the Barney Song ("I love you, you love me&quot when the employees or managers show up. Then give them a big hug.
165. Once they try to take you out of the store, act as if they're hitting on you, and make a big scene about it.
166. If they have to call the security, you yourself start making incriminating remarks to the manager/employee
167. Later, sue Wal-Mart by taking one of the recorded DVD's (minus the feed of the song) and gain $4,000,000 from the court case.
168. Go to K-mart
169. Repeat
170. Have some sex with my gf in the fountain
171. if you find one in a mall, buy as much as you can and then proceed to the next store. then sell everything for the same price at the next store.
172. ask the manager a question, whe he/she turns around go "woah! transvestite"
173. pull out a bag of drugs, then say, "ill trade you this for your lunch"
174. Go into a wal-mart in chicago and say, did anyone hear about rob bla-son-of-a-!#@$%
175. say you will go on a hunger strike, then ask. "are you gonna eat that dollar bill?"
176.go up to a customer and say, "theres a time bomb in my pants, can you get it out?"
177. take one of their cell phones and call the store, saying "how much does this cost?"
178. break one of their fish tanks and say, "clean-up on isle 1"
179. if you see a couple walking down the isles, once they split up, go up to the wife and say "is that your husband?" "yes" "can i meet him?" "yes" once you get back say "mister i found your dog"
180. go up to the manager, look at his/her nametag and ask "isnt that a girl's/boy's name?"
181. Get some friends and hop onto those shopping cart that you drive and race down the aisles yelling the speed race theme in unison.
182. call over a clerk and ask him to get down a box from the highest shelf, and when they go to get a ladder, start scaling it on your own and tell them "never mind, catch!"
183. Get on top of the first aisle and jump to the next one over repeatedly yelling the spiderman theme.
184. Run down the aisle with your hand on a shelf and knock the whole shelf into your cart, then proceed to the 10 items or less aisle and demand discounts.
185. Start touching up the store manager/assistant/worker.
186. Rip off the store manager/assistant/worker's clothes.
187. (I know these are all sick so here's one to cheer you up)Set the firwe alarm of and start dancing in the 'rain'.
188. Shout 'HOUSE PARTY!' and tear the place apart.
189. take a sawn off shotgun (10-gauge) and shoot the owner just kidding set the alarm off!
190. i) say THE MANAGER IS TRYING, you know, SOMEONE IN THE BATHROOM!!!
ii) say THE MANAGER IS TRYING, you know, SOMEONE IN THE BATHROOM!!! Anyone know her number!!!
191. Eat the nearest customer
192. Get naked and put a fake moustache over your male genitals and say 'I'm all man'
193. Eat a child's ear.
194. Go to the sports section and play baseball with a few friends.
195. Say I lost my dad, he's called I.P Freely. And when they ask on the microphone 'I.P Freely com eto the infomation point'.
196. chase the people out of there
197. Run around with a konohoa headband and yellow hair screaming "IM THE KONOHOA LEAF NINJA!". When the manager asks you to leave start throwing rubber shuriken and kunai at them.
198. Ask the manager "Do you fancy a bum?"
199. Make a thread about how to get kicked out of Wal-Mart
200. Contributing to a thread about how to get kicked out of Wal-Mart.
201. Commenting on how to get kicked out of Wal-Mart by refering to the thread on how to get kicked out of Wal-Mart. BURN!!!
202. Commenting on how to get kicked out of Wal-Mart by contributing to refering to the thread on how to get kicked out of Wal-Mart. DOUBLE BURN!!!
Anyways:
203. Take the manager's tie, then run around screaming "It's a CLIP-ON, Captain!"
204. Give the Manager his wallet back (after taking it, of course.)
205. Make sure ALL the electrical outlets in the store work. With a screw driver.
206. Attempt to replace a light bulb.
207. When asked about why you are changing a lightbulb, say "You're not being ECO-FRIENDLY!!" and then attack the manager.
Alternative
206b. When asked about why you are changing a lightbulb, say "Because your last twelve workers couldn't do it." Then, if you wish, attack the manager.
207. Make sure no one is in the store before you. Pull the fire alarm.
208. Make sure you have a reason for pulling the Fire alarm. Start a fire in the camping section.
208a. Make sure you're not hungry. Grab a bag of marshmallows, and a ski pole, and roast the marhmallows.
or
208b. When you exit the store with your stuff, make sure you get the credit for your idea. Tell them you started the fire.
209. Impersonate one of the managers in every way, including dress, atitude, maneurisms, and crummy haircut.
210. Make a large add in the paper saying everything at that Wal-Mart is 90% off for the next 2 hours. (4:00 am to 6:00 am)
211. Sneeze on the manager repeatedly, then say you're allergic to jerks.
212. Turn the heater up to it's highest number, break the thermostat, then bar the doors. Offer a $1000 shopping spree to the first person to escape AND bar the doors again.
213. Go to the pet section and put all the fish in one tank. If asked why, say "They were lonely"
214. When you walk up to an item in the store, say that it shouldn't be there. It should be over there.
215. go over to the toy section grab airsoft,paintball,nerf,ect. and start shooting around wildy
216. yell into the intercome "would a jesus christ come to the customer service.
217. Let your rabid dog run around the store
218. Set up aTescos within Walmart and slowly expand untiil you take up all the space within it.
219. claim that you're Keanu Reeves.
220. wait for the worker's lunch breaks, and while pretending to be a spider, steal everyone's food, screaming "Spider attack!".
221. steal and replace everything in the store with an exact replica.
222. clone the mangager.
223. go in the basement, discover the secret manager producing machine, then reveal it to the media.
224. set all the fish in the pet section free.
225. camp out in the camping supplies aisle, and shoot the manager, yelling "I'm eating good tonight!".
226. set up your own business inside of the store, and as it expands, chase the employees off your property.
227. drive an old car into the store and:
227a. go into the autoparts section and fix the car, or,
227b. stuff the manager in the car, and dirve it into a lake, laughing maniacally
228. wear an "I hate wal-mart" shirt. when asked to remove the shirt, yell "HELP!!! I'M BEING ROBBED!!!".
229. pee in all the plants.
230. Open a bottle coke, add mentos
231. An excellent way to get you're butt hauled out is to take a wizz while running around the candy aile screaming.
232. Hmm...scream 'Imma, terrorist!', and see how long it takes for you 2 get kicked out.
233. Go in. Go out. Go in. Go out. Go in. Go out. Repeat if needed.
234. Oh, and a way taken from a comedian:
Go, bring your wife/girlfriend, stuff your cart with beer & liquor, and then... grab a bag of pampers. Then, go to the cashier, he/she will look at you all weird, and then pretend that you don't have money, and put the pampers away. Ahaha.
235. go to a granny
say hello
smash her face
kill her
and saygoodbye
236. pretend the vending machine is a guy and make light conversation with it.
237. wear a shirt that says "target is better".
238. challenge Mr. manager to an old western shoot-out.
239. Set up a kissing booth in the middle of the store
240. Make out with the pony/vending machine/toy machine/whatever they have out in front.
241. If they have a fake pony ride, yell "I'm afraid this town aint big enough for the both of us," push the kid off the pony, jump on, wave ur cowboy hat, jump off and break it.
OR
242. Just push the kid off lol.
243. Make a massive lego tower.
244. Make a castle out of mega blocks.
245. Get in a pirate costume and scare the kids away.
246. Try on all the clothes and every time you try a piece of clothing on get a sharpie pen and write 'Jesus waz ere'.
247. Run into the manager and shout 'WWE!'
248. Get a ton of gum and stop up all the things that spray the vegetables with it.
AND:
249. Get a famous person to walk in there wearing an, "I HATE WAL-MART!!!!!!!!!! >" T-Shirt, thus ruining their business.
250. Schedule a professional football practice in there! XD

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