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The_Blood_Diamond
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The_Blood_Diamond
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Rules:

1)No spam or flamming

2)No language that Ag doesn't allow

3)No posting more than twice per page.

*Racist jokes are allowed, But racist words are not. You should all know what racist words are, and what words I'm talking about.

*Sexist jokes are allowed to an extent! Nothing that would totally offend someone

*Listen to others!!! Just because all but one likes your jokes doesn't mean you can keep going, listen to that one person.

*No gross, foul, or disturbing jokes or language aloud!

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Rate the Yo Mama jokes out of 10 then put your joke down.

Ex.
Joe~ Yo mama stupid she walked by YMCA and thought Macy's was spelled wrong
Bob~ 1/10
Yo mama so ugley...
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Ok #1 person below me start off!

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Kipdon
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4/10 You would hear crickets chirping, but they were too disturbed by that joke.

Yo mama so stupid, she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

L337
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L337
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2/10
Your mama is so dumb,she sol her car for gas money

L337
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L337
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2/10
Your mama is so dumb,she sol her car for gas money

EDIT:7/10
Your mama is so dumb,she sold her car for gas money.
random_player_of_ag
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random_player_of_ag
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8/10

Your mama is so stupid she sold her toothpaste to get a tooth brush.

CubanFrog
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CubanFrog
480 posts
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6/10
Your mama is so fat that when she told her weight I tought that it was her phonenumber.

Kipdon
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Kipdon
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5/10

Yo mama is so ugly Godzilla is afraid of her.

shadedclan
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shadedclan
405 posts
Peasant

3/10
Sorry not funny...

Yo mama so fat she fell on the both sides of the bed.

bladerunner
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bladerunner
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yo momma so stupid she had you and you made this boring thread

also 7/10 nice one shadeclan

space20
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space20
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yo momma so stupid she puts lipstick on her head to makeup her mind

Kipdon
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Kipdon
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Peasant

Yo mama so stupid she stuffed carrots in here eyes because they help you see well.

Kipdon
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Kipdon
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Yo mama so stupid she stuffed carrots in here eyes because they help you see well.

EDIT: Yo mama so stupid she put carrots in her eyes to help her see better.
shadedclan
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shadedclan
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7/10 for the first and 9/10 because I thought the funnier part is when you edited it.

Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!

Zega
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1/10. WTF?

Yo mama is so fat she looks like a house.

shadedclan
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shadedclan
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1/10 you make me fall I take you with me.

shadedclan
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shadedclan
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Peasant

Sorry forgot the joke

Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean

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