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The_Blood_Diamond
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Rules:

1)No spam or flamming

2)No language that Ag doesn't allow

3)No posting more than twice per page.

*Racist jokes are allowed, But racist words are not. You should all know what racist words are, and what words I'm talking about.

*Sexist jokes are allowed to an extent! Nothing that would totally offend someone

*Listen to others!!! Just because all but one likes your jokes doesn't mean you can keep going, listen to that one person.

*No gross, foul, or disturbing jokes or language aloud!

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Rate the Yo Mama jokes out of 10 then put your joke down.

Ex.
Joe~ Yo mama stupid she walked by YMCA and thought Macy's was spelled wrong
Bob~ 1/10
Yo mama so ugley...
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Ok #1 person below me start off!

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superpickle
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4/10
Yo mamma so fat that when God said "Let there be light" she had to move out the way!

Riou1231
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Peasant

That's already been said... so 1/10

Yo mama so fat she rolled down a hill and made a cliff

superpickle
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superpickle
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0/10 because mine hadnt been said!

Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.

jezz
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jezz
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Farmer

haha! 7/10

yo mama so stupid she puts M n M's in alphabetical order!

space20
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space20
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i dont get it. 3/10

yo mama so ugly chubacca was scared of her!

HeavyFree
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4.5/10 Heard allot in different forms.

Yo Momma so fat, she tripped and fell in the ocean, all the whales shouted, "We are family, even though your bigger than me.".

Yo Momma so hairy, King Kong thought they were wearing the same outfit.

Lige
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yo mama so fat that she had to get a gastric bypass surgery, but there were complications with the surgery and she almost died, but she got better and decided to live a healthy lifestyle from then on, but when she tried to exercise, she had a heart attack and died.

superpickle
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superpickle
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Peasant

10/10
lol
yo mamma is such a slag her bedroom has a ticket counter

hailman670
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hailman670
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yo mama so fat when i did her i bumped my @s.s. on the light bulb!

HeavyFree
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HeavyFree
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6/10, not bad... But try to NOT use that language and crassness.

Yo momma so dumb, she brought a spoon to the Superbowl.

superpickle
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superpickle
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Peasant

0/10
Bah, your mother is so dumb that she didn't teach you to use proper grammar...
I mean, 'Yo momma'?

HeavyFree
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HeavyFree
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5.5/10 it was... Ok, I guess.

Yo momma so poor, she got a wooden leg with branches.

alphachief
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alphachief
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6.3/10 eh? she got a tree for a leg?!?

yo momma is so stupid she got run over by a parked car

HeavyFree
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HeavyFree
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8/10 thats a good one, but it's used allot.

Yo momma is so... Sexy.

Lynoth
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Lynoth
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10/10
...lol
It's not a... usual Yo Momma joke, but...


Yo Momma is soooooooooo dumb that when you make her angry, she makes a Yo Momma joke.

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