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The_Blood_Diamond
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Rules:

1)No spam or flamming

2)No language that Ag doesn't allow

3)No posting more than twice per page.

*Racist jokes are allowed, But racist words are not. You should all know what racist words are, and what words I'm talking about.

*Sexist jokes are allowed to an extent! Nothing that would totally offend someone

*Listen to others!!! Just because all but one likes your jokes doesn't mean you can keep going, listen to that one person.

*No gross, foul, or disturbing jokes or language aloud!

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Rate the Yo Mama jokes out of 10 then put your joke down.

Ex.
Joe~ Yo mama stupid she walked by YMCA and thought Macy's was spelled wrong
Bob~ 1/10
Yo mama so ugley...
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Ok #1 person below me start off!

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bladerunner
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bladerunner
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yo momma so fat she makes the 800 pound man look skinny

Kipdon
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2/10 Boo!

Yo mama is so hairy the zoo has a new exhibit.

bladerunner
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bladerunner
232 posts
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-10/10
a preschooler told me the one you said.

yo mama so ugly i wouldn't tap her.

Riou1231
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1/10 i don't get it!

Yo mama so fat she fell through the 24th floor to the 1st floor!

Zerlock1124
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4/10. I get it, it's just not funny.


Yo mamma so old, she babysat yoda.

Riou1231
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Not funny 3/10

Yo mama so poor she lives in a cardboard box

bladerunner
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bladerunner
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way to simple 5/10

YO mama so fat i took a picture of her last christmas and it's still printing!
YO mama has more chins then a chinese phone book!

Matty360
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Rubbish and not offensive 0/10

Yo mama so hairy I thought she was Chewbucca.
Yo mama is so fat when she weighed herself it said he phone number! Ooh cussssssss!

bladerunner
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bladerunner
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why did my mama jokes have to get reviewed by a humorless cheetah
-1/10 for your jokes lamer then mine

yo mama so fat she replaced the boulder that chased indiana jones

Kipdon
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6/10
Yo mama so stupid she sold her house for house insurence.
Also, I don't think the maker of this game wants negative scores out of ten.

bladerunner
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bladerunner
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7.5/10

yo mama so stupid......awww what's the point

imthebest
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6.2/10

yo mama so fat when she tripped on 8th street her A** landed on 9th and her face landed on 10th!

Armorkage
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Armorkage
247 posts
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5,009/10

yo mama so stupid if you ask her whats the time she would say "dinner time" in the morning!

bladerunner
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bladerunner
232 posts
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0/10 laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame that's like me saying what color is pie????!?!?!?!?!?!?! tangerine!!!!!

HeavyFree
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HeavyFree
206 posts
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Yo momma is so fat, she's a momma and a daddy!

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